Customer Reviews

Bikini Bandits - Briefs, Shorts & Panties

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The DVD was ok, nice girls, but not enough action and booty.
I had better time watching BOOTY DOLLZ or GIRLS FROM PRAGUE, beautiful babes and nice stimulating action.....

This DVD was ok. Didn't blow my skirt up. left me feeling lonely, even depresed. Felt like eating ice cream with butterscotch. Also the the bikini's were itchy. Other then that this DVD did not have the quality I was hoping it shoud have had.

Gave this one the same consideration I did with Bikini Bandits Experience. As others have said, it's okay. A few shorts were repeated from their first movie. It's said to be all the original online clips in their g-string splender. Extras are a party for A Perfect Circle, and a trailer for Heather's Cans at Cannes.

Overall it's really not that bad of a "movie," but if you've got their first one there's really no need to buy this. Rent it just for fun, but you'll probably be dissappointed. The production value and quality are still high, with excellent music and smokin' babes to keep me watching!! What made the other movie stand out versus this one are the various clips mixed within the movie. The stories were more connected and almost flowed together, where these simply were just spoonfuls of tasty cleavage.

I put this in my que at Netflix out of sheer curiosity. The title of this piece of "work" tells you immediately that nothing of much value will be contained on the DVD (except attractive females in bikinis, which goes without saying). That's OK. I was not expecting a good film. I was expecting a bad film. But what I got was not a bad film, or anything resembling a product which a person might consider a work of cinematic art: a movie, film, or flick, choose your term. What I got was a noisy, messy montage of images and sounds assembled in such a fashion that one could find, if one were so inclined, a faint glimpse of a coherent linear narrative or story. The soundtrack is a confused jumble of techno-metal-70's-style-keyboard-saturated musak; the film editing is choppy, disorienting, MTV-frenzy 101; the acting is Beavis & Butthead-meets-lonely adolescent Youtuber on the brink of suicide.

I find it astounding that actual human beings got together to produce this stuff. I find it even more astounding that people would pay to view it. It's too stupid and messy and noisy to qualify as softcore porn, and it's not good enough to be useful for a few laughs. Plan 9 From Outer Space is Lawrence of Arabia compared to this.

For anyone looking for eye-candy or stroker material, ten minutes on Youtube (use the search engine) will prove a million times more useful than a DVD like this, and it's free!

Peace!

This web series is hilarious, hot, and action packed all in one. Don't put it past the Bikini Bandits to spice things up. These girls are great!