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Bikini Bistro [VHS]

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Well, what can I say in here that wasn't mentioned in the title. A bunch of hot chicks want to save a restaurant by wearing binkinies, and we get to see them change into the bikinies and out of bikinies and pretend to make hot love without the bikinies. Well, it's an ok rental if you've seen every other movie with naked chicks in the video store, but othrewise, it's just boody. So not worth the 50 they are asking.

Please, please don't buy this video. If you're the type that slows down to watch an accident scene and cannot contain your curiosity, rent it.

Its a big tease about 3 waitresses and their artificially endowed assets. And that too for less than 10% of the movie. I watched it for 15 min and fast forwarded for the next 30. I couldn't take it after that. Your neighborhood beach is probably more erotic. The worst Playboy movie is better than this.

And the digital transfer to DVD! Really bad!

One of Marylin Chambers attempts to break into the mainstream market.Although it's always good to see her, this is a very lame efort. Probably made a few years before her big comeback porn film "Still Insatiable." The latter film is much better in all respects (acting, production value, plot, etc.)

Amy Lynn Baxter stars as Judy, a former actress trying to run a struggling vegan eatery. Needing a substantial amount of money to keep the landlord from shutting her down, Judy's cousin gets her to enlist the aid of Marilyn Chambers (who Judy worked with in other movies), to try and turn things around.

While I love both B-flicks & Amy Lynn, this movie was difficult to watch. The acting is harsh, even by B-flick standards and the jokes either don't make sense or just aren't funny. (Like Judy's cousin purposely sabotaging the food orders. Why?) The nude scenes are decent but you will find your attention wandering soon after they're over.

Unless you're a real big Amy Lynn or Marilyn fan, pass on this.

THis movie was okay, but a little too disgusting. THe woman that wanted them to close the place down was so funny! She walked around outside screaming: WE WANT CLOTHES...WHERE Do WE WANT THEM? ON OUR WIATRESSESS! iT was funny but the movie has to much sexual involvement!

The clothing change scenes featuring nudity are unnecessary and do not forward the plot. The ladies are beautiful but it's price is a bit too high for what you are getting.