Customer Reviews

The Bikini Carwash Company

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(4)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(0)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

The 2 Bikini Car Wash movies are superlative in delivering T & A. The plots are okay, they are much better than most B grade movies. My wife loves to watch both and never objects to the constant exposure of women's breasts. And that of course is the major appeal in these films. Bikini tops and other forms of women's clothing are constantly removed in situations sometimes ridiculous, but always appealing. These movies are enjoyed at a base level: if you enjoy seeing "naked breasts" as the star, Kristi Dukati, says at one point, then revel in these fun and diverting films. Don't expect an intricate plot with superior character development. But if you want fun and lots of breasts, these are the movies for you.

I have spent my life looking for the perfect T&A movie. This one is the one. As an adolescent I grew up watching this, and now as an adult I am honored to finally own my first copy. I will cherish this DVD with all my heart, and it will never leave my house. Thank you soft porn producer Joe Dusic, Thank You!!!

The "Experts" don't use the right criteria when they review this flick. It's not a genuine movie, but simply the best soft-porn skinflik this viewer has yet seen. Unlike most of the genre, which tease you with endless boring scenes, and only rarely getting around to the reason you are really watching (to see gorgeous women in various states of undress), this one is nearly nonstop semi-nudity of truly beautiful women. The coy naughtiness of the girls, and the addition of a few scenes of mock-sex, are major plusses. Done't waste your money elsewhere! If you want to own one enjoyable titillation movie, this is the one!

Unlike a lot of other relatively tasteful T&A throw-aways, this "film" uses the full titalation tools: there are a few scenes where girls bikini tops are pulled off; a girl "forgets" to put on her bikini bottom; more bikinis are removed by car-wash equipment. Thanks to the directors and actresses for these antics that so many other flims leave out.

The Citizen Kane of T&A flicks! An absolute classic, filled with gorgeous girls who wear bikinis that just don't stay on for 2 long! But I disagree with the others- it's a really cute plot, and a great vehicle for some great nudity! Kristi Ducati (yummy), Neriah Davis (pre-boob job, unfortunately), and Sara Suzanne Browne are the cutest little bimbos ever to grace the screen!

You will not be disappointed if you like to see beautiful women and nudity. You will be disappointed if you expect an Oscar winning performance, a twisted double-plot, or anything of educational value.

No one in this film would ever win an academy award for anything, no would the film itself. That aside, you'd have to look long and hard to find a film with more T&A (good stuff) than this ones got. The movie itself and the dumb plot are childishly enjoyable. One of the most hillarious elements is the carwash owner who seems to be immune to any type of testosterone attacks despite the fact that he's got scantily clad(or not!) women running around all over the place waiting for the chance to have sex! One hillarious film.

If you paid for this product, you overpaid. Granted, the original, out-of-print dvd of The Bikini Carwash Company sells for exorbitant prices, so my suggestion is to just download it for free through torrents and cut the video pirates and video scalpers down to size. If anything, buy the European PAL version, which is also uncut and uncensored, and available on the North American Amazon as well.

What can I say?! This movie is most certainley the pinnacle of T&A entertainment. Regardless of the fact that this 90 minute movie has only 20 minutes of original film, it is all priceless. From the beginning to the end my eyes were riveted to the screen. Long live late night TV!

Lots of gratuitous and unnecessary nudity. The girls are hot, and the extra poses at the end are great. Two thumbs up!