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Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet/Bikini Goddesses

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In the past I've usually liked Seduction Cinema videos for the following two reasons: First, they always cast very attractive, scantily-clad young women (e.g. Misty Mundae) in their productions; and secondly, because I love their erotic girl/girl encounters. Well, while the attractive women are still there, the eroticism quotient of this one is DEAD. Yes, this video does have some girl/girl content, but it's like they're not trying anymore. None of the scenes are set-up in even a remotely interesting or seductive way, and the physical encounters themselves are bland. Whoever is directing these new Seduction Cinema videos has no imagination. Women just start kissing eachother for no reason, and even though they all have beautiful derrieres, they pay no attention whatsoever to eachother's pretty rear ends, opting instead to engage in some cursory fumbling around above the waist and that's it. Again, I used to LOVE Seduction Cinema's videos, but not anymore. This one certainly wasn't worth it. The erotic content is awful. They obviously blew their budget on some cheesey clay-mation dinosaur scenes rather than spend it on a good director/producer-and/or-writer. That would be great if they were aiming at an audience of 13-year olds, but it would still be lame. Again, this video is a DUD!

Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet was just appallingly bad. I mean, they must have actually tried to make this thing this bad. I could have overlooked the threadbare plot and horrible dialog if the sex scenes were good, but they would have to be about 9000 percent better just to be considered okay.

The bonus movie, Bikini Goddesses, was better. And it was still horrible as well. In fact, some of the trailers that were included in the extras section were better than both of the movies put together.

I strongly do not recommend this one.

Ok it is alright to blast this as not being a traditional movie,because it is not There is a plot but it is as thin as toilet paper.Misty's bud's Esmeralda Delarocca and Zoe Moonshine are in a space ship with a super strong camera looking down on a planet where the humanoids do not know how to speak, just grunt.This makes it enjoyable for MM because Misty does not like to memorize lines in any great detail .She prefers horror movies where all she has to do is scream .However she is cute and can act when she wants to but this time she gets a pass on the acting and dialogue and it is shifted over to her friends Esmeralda and Zoe. They are looking down on the forbidden planet from their spaceship with high powered lenses and study the sexual practices of these sub-humans .Of course ,they all are lesbians so it fits the usual mold of Misty's movies.

So what do we get for our time of watching this little vignette?First and foremost we get some very hot closeups of the two girls in the spaceship getting wildly turned on by the un-inhibited behavior of the people on the planet.I always like Esmeralda's sex scenes because she holds little back and she ravishes Zoe with some very up-close and personal camera shots. This is worth the price of the movie .No limpid kisses here!Tongue down the throat is Ok in this one!

Then ,down on the planet ,there is hanky -panky going on with Misty and her friends.The HI-lite is some very exposing shots of Mistys rear end ,crack and all.Misty has let it known she doesn't like to shave but does it to be civil.This does not apply to her sexual parts which are filled with hair. Normally this is not seen but she was probably a little stoned knowing she had no dialouge so she let it go with out pretent.The other girls down on the planet are just oK, but to see Misty stone-naked fooling around in any way she wants was very enjoyable .

The second movie was well done and had some georgeous women in it.The story was weak but the sex was almost x-rated.One girl ,a redhead, was a drop dead georgeous and rates up there with Misty as a screen queen of the highest order.All in all a well done addition to the main event.

this was a really good movie misty was really good in it though the special fx was really hokey but all in all it was not bad