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1.0 out of 5 stars
This film should be quarantined, February 18, 2003
This review is from: Bikini Med School [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Obviously, it is just far too easy for anyone to pick up a camera, shoot some video, and call the thing a movie. Bikini Med School is absolutely pointless, annoying, and insufferable. All of the action takes place at some kind of frat house at a medical school boasting the acronym of Quack. Entertainment comes in the form of three contests: bikini, whipped cream bikini, and lingerie. I could barely tell the difference between each girl, but I may have been blinded by the big hair phenomenon that seemed to infect this entire movie. Bikini Med School screams 1980s and gives no impression of actually having been filmed in the mid-1990s. There is a little bit of dialogue here, of course, but it is made up almost exclusively of medicine-related sexual innuendoes. A number of guys make bets as to their planned conquests of the night, and couples sneak upstairs to the "Tunnel of Love" every so often. Throw in a lot of padded scenes of young people dancing to utterly horrible rock music, and you have the entire movie in a nutshell. I really can't overstate just how bad the music is, especially given the fact that it is blaring constantly throughout the entire movie. Here's the really weird part, though. When the movie started, a subtitle came up on screen; I found this rather strange. Well, 55 minutes in, a new subtitle came up, and the rest of the film dealt with a completely new set of characters (although the contests on stage continued as normal).
Forget about these bikini and lingerie contests; they are actually the most boring part of the whole ordeal. There is one distinguishing aspect to this celluloid monstrosity, for what it's worth (which isn't much): the contestants are introduced as if they are being paged over a hospital intercom and are thanked for their contributions to research and the like when they finish. This is not the way to make a movie.
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