The Bird Man and the Lap Dancer: Close Encounters with Strangers [Paperback]

Eric Hansen (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: October 18, 2005

Eric Hansen survives a cyclone on a boat off the Australian coast, cradles a dying man in Calcutta, and drinks mind-altering kava in Vanuatu. He helps a widower search for his wife's wedding ring amid plane-crash wreckage in Borneo and accompanies topless dancers on a bird-watching expedition in California. From the Maldives to Sacramento, from Cannes to Washington Heights, Eric Hansen has a way of getting himself into the most sacred ceremonies and the most candid conversations.

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From Publishers Weekly

The best, most enduring travel writers don't invite readers to merely view vistas through other eyes, but take the trip further, deep into the psychology of place. Hansen (Stranger in the Forest; Motoring with Mohammed) does just that in this lyrical collection that is equal parts travelogue, memoir and anthropological treatise. He details explorations from his 20s, 30s and 40s (he's now 57), all of which are compelling, surprising and utterly memorable. Though some are set in Europe, most take place in distant, alluring places in Asia and the South Pacific. "Night Fishing with Nahimah" recalls Hansen's extended 1977 trip to the Maldives Islands near Singapore, where he journeyed to smuggle fish from the islands to the mainland. In the Maldives, he encountered an island paradise awash in contradictions, devoutly Muslim yet devoid of sexual inhibitions. (Hansen also nearly died there from severe hepatitis.) "Listening to the Kava" takes him to the outer islands of Vanuata, where he partakes of a hallucinogenic drink with local men. "Life at the Grand Hotel" evokes Hansen's months-long stay on Thursday Island in the Pacific after the prawn trawler he was working on nearly capsized in a storm. The wild goings-on at the seedy little hotel are hilarious, poignant and distinctly of another era. But Hansen's most enthralling tale is "Life Lessons from a Dying Stranger," about how, while negotiating Calcutta's bureaucratic maze for shipping large packages, Hansen volunteers at Mother Teresa's "Nirmal Hriday" (Home for Dying Destitutes). This haunting vignette alone makes this magical book worthwhile.
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*Starred Review* This extraordinary collection of short essays may leave readers disoriented as it leaps from the French Riviera to the South Pacific, India, Manhattan, California, Borneo, and back to California. But the characters Hansen meets along the way anchor themselves indelibly in the reader's imagination. In spare, unsentimental, yet deeply moving prose, Hansen relates a story of human generosity featuring a retired ballerina who shelters a homeless woman and strikes up a deep, abiding friendship. Hansen's accounts of his sojourns on isolated islands of the South Pacific strip away inhibitions of Western culture, giving him freedom to explore extremes of unabashed life, sex, and love, along with ritual hallucinogenic drugs. A brief stop in Calcutta to ship his worldly goods back to America turns into months of battling an incorrigible bureaucracy yet yields great blessing as he volunteers his idle hours as a barber in Mother Teresa's hospice. A second portrait of a ballerina, this time a retired Russian who has become a society caterer while living in a decaying Manhattan neighborhood, chronicles how an undaunted spirit can overcome life's worst reverses. Other delightful, affecting surprises await in these narratives of uncommon and daring lives. Mark Knoblauch
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Product Details

• Paperback: 240 pages
• Publisher: Vintage (October 18, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0679771824
• ISBN-13: 978-0679771821
• Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.5 x 8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #442,968 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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34 of 34 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Completely Fascinating Essays, May 10, 2005

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This review is from: The Bird Man and the Lap Dancer: Close Encounters with Strangers (Hardcover)

Years ago I enjoyed Hansen's book Motoring With Mohammad, and so when I saw this compellingly titled new collection of nine essays I immediately picked it up. Three of these are essentially profiles of interesting people Hansen has come across in his years of globe trotting, and the other six could be grouped under the heading of travel writing, although they tend to transcend the genre. All of the essays are immensely readable and engrossing, as Hansen is one of those rare travel writers who writes beautifully and insightfully about places, people, and experience.

The first profile, "Arlette and Madame Perruche", is also the shortest piece in the book. It's an 8-page sketch of the friendship between an elderly Russian ballerina and a homeless woman in the south of France. The brief piece gives a deep sense of the power of generosity and friendship. Another elderly Russian woman is the subject of the second profile, "Cooking With Madame Zoya." Here, the subject lives in New York and is renown for her authentic Russian cuisine, catering for massive parties from the tiny kitchen of her Washington Heights tenement. The mini-biography over twenty pages is compelling in its own right, but what it really does is make one reflect upon how every old person around us has rich stories to tell if we are willing to listen. The final profile gives the collection its provocative title, and is about a wildlife biologist in northern California and his unlikely friendship with a group of strippers. Like the first profile, it's about a very unlikely friendship, and Hansen spends 35 pages trying to get at what makes it work.

The six travel pieces span approximately thirty years of Hansen's life and are utterly unique and compelling reading. In "Life at the Grand Hotel", Hansen is working on a shrimp trawler off the Australian coast in 1974. In only a few pages he very effectively sketches what life on a shrimper is like, and then Cyclone Tracy hits. This was a horrific storm in which several other trawlers sank, some 16 people died at sea, and Hansen's home port of Darwin was leveled. Barely making it through the storm, the boat lays up at Thursday Island and a shaken Hansen is drawn to the nexus of social life there, the Grand Hotel. This becomes his home for the next several months, and his tales of the wild people and antics there are quite funny. This is the kind of story that will make the reader want to run away from home and embark on strange adventures. It's also a postcard from the past, as globalization has clearly reached in and tamed the island since then.

"Listening to Kava" is a 15-page piece that would be very much at home in one of the more interesting travel magazines. In it, Hansen journeys to Vanuatu to learn about the rites that revolve around the kava root, which is central to native culture there. It's no-holds-barred experiential journalism as he gets whammied by the powerful hallucinogenic effect and lives to write about it. "Life Lessons From Dying Strangers" is an oddly funny and spiritual piece from 1977. Hansen was in Calcutta and wanted to send several steamer trunks of various Asian artifacts he'd collected back home in San Francisco. Alas, the Indian bureaucracy was more than his match, and a task that should have taken a week turned into months of frustration. As part of alleviating that frustration, he offhandedly wandered into Mother Teresa's hospice for the dying poor, and found spiritual calm through volunteering. Those with a spiritual bent will probably find this the most compelling of the essays.

"Night Fishing With Nahimah" also dates from 1977, however here Hansen is in the Maldives, embarking on a rather dubious scheme to smuggle dried fish to Sri Lanka. The appetite for this delicacy is such that it's apparently a lucrative endeavor, and his machinations require him to journey to outlying islands to purchase his stock directly from fishermen. Fascinating adventures ensue, including near death from hepatitis, a surprising lesson in local sexual customs, a stay in a remote village, and most importantly a one night affair with a beautiful native woman. Again, this is the type of essay that makes one want to run off and try something crazy.

"Three Nights on the Mountain" recounts how Hansen was hired in 1991 to travel to Borneo to help a Texan search for his wife's engagement ring, lost when she died in a plane crash on a remote part of the island. The man came across Hansen's book "Stranger in the Forest: On Foot Across Borneo" and wouldn't take no for an answer. The trip is brief, but very eerie and poignant. Finally, "The Ghost Wind" is about a tall-ship race from San Francisco to Los Angeles in 2000. Hansen talks his way onto a creaky rustbucket Indonesian naval training ship which against all odds, mounts a serious challenge to the ultramodern Japanese entry. This last essay ends things on an emphatic upbeat note.

Hansen is a brilliantly talented writer, able to bring the reader not only into his physical world, but into his emotional world. It's rare that travel narratives are able to accomplish this without feeling false or descending into mawkish sentimentality, but Hansen pulls it off. But most importantly, he has incredibly interesting stories to tell -- this is a collection whose stories will stay with the reader for quite a long time.

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Eminently Enjoyable. Buy it!!!, September 5, 2006

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This review is from: The Bird Man and the Lap Dancer: Close Encounters with Strangers (Paperback)

As a hardcore birder and a former lap dancer, there was no way I could resist this book. I approached the title essay with some trepidation; as an ex-stripper who chafes at the typical stereotypes, I tend to take a defensive stance when reading or viewing an outsider's depiction of 'exotic' dancers. In this case, I needn't have worried. Hansen's encounter with "Layla" reminded me of so many of the intelligent and charismatic women I have met in stripclubs; it was simply one of the best depictions of this type of dancer that I have ever encountered anywhere. (Sure, there are women who conform to the negative stereotypes as well...and Layla perhaps glosses over some of the negative aspects of the industry during her conversation with the author...but still. I stayed in the industry as long as I did partly because I met so many fascinating, wise & funny women in the clubs. I thank Mr. Hansen for giving us a glimpse of this reality.) His attempts to illuminate the subculture of the friendly neighborhood stripclub also mostly hit the mark. (However, he does get a few bird-related details wrong--things only a total birdgeek would notice.)

The other stories in this book are wonderful, too. I especially loved "Cooking with Madame Zoya" and "Life at the Grand Hotel." He is a fine writer--his prose is straightforward and mostly unembellished, but deeply affecting in its simplicity. Despite Mr. Hansen's incredible adventures, there is no bluster here. The writing is not "pretty" or showoff-y, but gentle, quiet, and surprisingly winsome.

I highly recommend this eminently readable volume. Upon completion, you will want to invite the author to dinner (or take him out birding, or buy him a lapdance...or all three. Anyway, I did. :))

Enjoy!

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful Travel Stories, January 11, 2006

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This review is from: The Bird Man and the Lap Dancer: Close Encounters with Strangers (Hardcover)

This book will introduce you to new places (Maldives, Thursday Island, and Vanuatu) and make you see familiar places in a new light (New York and California). Hansen is a wonderful narrator. He has a simple respect for everyone he meets and this allows him to penetrate deeper into their world. He has had an adventure-filled life and I'm thankful that he has shared more of his experiences here. If this is your first introduction to Hansen check out Motoring with Muhammad. It will help you understand the Arab world and give you some fine insights into the strange and often neglected country of Yemen. You won't be disappointed.