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Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir [Hardcover]

Helena Andrews
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Book Description

June 1, 2010
Strong, sassy, always surprising—and titled after a Saturday Night Live “Weekend Update” monologue by Tina Fey—Bitch Is the New Black is a deliciously addictive memoir-in-essays in which Helena Andrews goes from being the daughter of the town lesbian to a hot-shot political reporter… all while trying to answer the question, “can a strong, single, and successful black woman ever find love?” Fans of Sloane Crosley (I Was Told There’d Be Cake) will love the bold and brassy Bitch Is the New Black.

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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Harper; 1 edition (June 1, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061778826
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061778827
  • Product Dimensions: 0.9 x 6 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #831,184 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

At 28 years old, having survived a tortured childhood raised by a peripatetic lesbian mother and a career as one of the few black writers for the New York Times and the only one for Politico.com, Andrews has surpassed the stereotype of the strong black woman and been deemed “perfect girl” by a boyfriend desperately trying not to commit. Andrews offers a caustic and humorous running account of her life, mad texting her girlfriends about dates and career horrors, as she navigates the prickly terrain of a modern America getting used to a black First Lady and struggling to rethink its image of black women in general. She recounts adventures with her dog Miles, who apparently—to her embarrassment—hates black men, and her search for Mr. Right, including a date with President Obama's bodyguard. She also offers painful recollections of near-abandonment by her mother, later growing up the only black child on Catalina Island, watching The Cosby Show with longing. Fans of her acerbic wit will appreciate this collection of essays. --Vanessa Bush

Review

“The scathingly witty author examines a wide variety of topics that, beneath the jokes and sarcasm, address weighty issues (depression, aging, abortion) with wry astuteness…An irreverent, savvy and sharp memoir.” (Kirkus Reviews)

Bitch Is the New Black is an authentic fresh exploration of what it is to be young, black, and single right now—from a voice both outrageously funny and heartbreakingly honest.” (Shonda Rhimes, creator of "Grey's Anatomy" and "Private Practice")

“I didn’t like this book. I loved it....I’m giving copies to all of my girlfriends who have crazy families, love lives that revolve around IM, and, of course, I’m pretending I helped Helen write it.” (Angela Nissel, author of Mixed and The Broke Diaries)

“[A] bitingly funny — and honest — read....[Andrews] establishes herself as an individual, proving that the women who fit into the “strong (single) black woman” category are more complex than the one-dimensional persona lets on.” (Associated Press)

“Andrews’ combination of personal anecdote and analysis of success and race makes her tales unique. And at the same time, her exploration of gender in America is one surely any woman can relate to.” (Bust Magazine)

“With honesty and wit...Andrews is not afraid to reveal anything, even her bra size.” (Washington Post)

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Harper; 1 edition (June 1, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061778826
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061778827
  • Product Dimensions: 0.9 x 6 x 9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #833,621 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Featured in Marie Claire, Glamour, The Washington Post, Essence, OUT and Uptown Washington journalist Helena Andrews is a purveyor of all things awesome. HarperCollins published her first book, a memoir in essays entitled BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK, on June 1st, 2010. Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes has optioned the book as a feature film for Fox Searchlight Pictures.

A former staff writer at Politico and New York Times Style Section contributor, Helena now writes a popular weekly column called "Single-Minded" on being "free, single and disengaged" for The Root, a division of The Washington Post.

On December 10th, 2009 The Washington Post published a front-page profile of Helena that set the Interwebs on fire! The article, "Single Minded Success," prompted responses from The Huffington Post, Jezebel and Racialicious among others. In it Helena explained why she wrote BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK: "What I'm trying to say about single black women [all women, really] is that you don't know them as well as you think you do. They may not know themselves as well as they think they do." She approaches single-hood with rare honesty and grit.

Helena has appeared on ABC's "Nightline," CBS's "Early Show," CNN, XM Radio, NPR and NY1. She's shared her unique take on everything pop culture from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" ("totes cray cray") to Disney's "Princess and the Frog" (magical indoctrination) with millions of fans across the country.

After graduating from Columbia University in 2002, Helena scored a sweet $5.15/hour internship at O, the Oprah Magazine. (Like all good indentured serv... er, interns, she survived on Ramen noodles, free food in the break room and the kindness of strangers.)

In 2005, Helena earned a master's degree from the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University, which provided the solid reporting foundation necessary to answer phones as a news assistant in the Washington bureau of The New York Times.

From there Helena went on to cover Capitol Hill for Politico, which resulted in an allergic reaction to politics that was cured only slightly by writing a book. She is currently working on the film adaptation of BITCH IS THE NEW BLACK and (as a former pro cheerleader) living vicariously through "So You Think You Can Dance?" and every horrendous dance movie ever made, including but not limited to the "Step Up" franchise.

Customer Reviews

The author wrote this book like she thinks. TRUTH  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
This is the second time I am reading the book and I am on page 12 laughing so hard! Ronnie  |  7 reviewers made a similar statement
To me, it's very fresh and not a style I've come across frequently. Nicole Wilson  |  11 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
27 of 37 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars You'll be disappointed at best August 19, 2010
Format:Hardcover
From the hype about this book, I started reading it with the expectation that I would be enlightened about why black women are largely single. Ha, fooled me! This book was a self-centered, arrogant rant about the author's life, with only tidbits here and there about black women's relationships with me. My girlfriend, for her birthday, invited several of her friends to a retreat, and she asked each of us to read the book. I only finished it so that I could participate in the discussion of the book, which turned out to be a discussion on how painful it was for each of us, well-degreed black women, to get through the book. The girlfriend who had asked us to read the book exclaimed, "there must be something that you liked about it!" Okay, I thought the writing style was engaging, but the content was horrible, disjointed, boring, convoluted, contrived, and way too detailed. If I were reading a book about Oprah Winfrey's life then, yes, I want all the tidbits; but for an author who few people have ever heard of before, I can't really get excited about her life story. I passed the book along to two other friends so that they wouldn't waste the money that I had wasted on it. I'm fine if they never return the book to me.
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read June 1, 2010
By Ronnie
Format:Hardcover
This is the second time I am reading the book and I am on page 12 laughing so hard! Pick it up, you'll get inside the mind of a smart, creative, funny and phenomenal woman, Helena Andrews!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Haute and Hilarious! June 21, 2010
Format:Hardcover
Wickedly funny! Helena Andrews wrote a book that I could finally relate to. Situations ranging from "Dex10" to "he's gay" and "baby prom dress" were situations I could relate to. I appreciate your openness and honesty about some of the more personal hurdles and decisions you had to face at such a young age. I highly recommend this for the soon to be "30" crowd if you are looking for laughs. Great job Ms. Andrews!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Life Worth Reading About June 17, 2010
Format:Hardcover
Andrews is a terrific writer, engaging and cool like a walking one-woman episode of SEX AND THE CITY -- if SATC were black. I loved how the essays skipped back and forth over time. I loved her love for her character of a mother. I loved how she said duuuude in print All.The.Time. And having a BFF in Jersey, I was so feeling her relationship with her bicoastal best friend. Actually it helped that the essays clipped along at a fast pace, never overstaying their welcome, but leaving you with the impression that you had just taken in a really good story -- the best kind of party guest. But most of all, Andrews is really, really funny. I mean laugh-out-loud funny. I had to fight the urge not to put the book down and tweet something I had just read several times
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
Intelligent, hilariously (laugh yourself out of bed), witty, thought provoking, and at times heart-wrenching. Bitch is the New Black makes me proud to be an independent Woman nee Bitch! For the first time a young author supports and maintains that being a "Hilary Clinton-type Bitch" is not only ok but the HOT thing to do. Ms. Andrews is candid, honest, open, and endearing all at the same time -- a testament to what truth (at any age or life phase) can and should do...provoke growth and provide great story telling! Whether you've been kidnapped, had a full fledge relationship online, hated your boss, loved your BFF, and appreciated heels, #BITNB is for you. The book is well written, moving, and intellectually stimulating. A must read for all women over 22 and under 55. If you aspire to, have been or are a Bitch...wear it ladies...wear it! Bravo Helena!
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Narcissistic January 9, 2011
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
That's pretty much it: Narcissistic. My book club read it (6 mature, smart, well educated, professional women). We were surprised to learn that NONE OF US liked this read! It was surprisingly sophomoric. Do young women really take this much BS from men? Ms. Andrews is obviously a smart, talented young woman with a turbulent childhood and 'man' and 'mother' issues. We all wondered who the intended audience was. Women 30 and under, we decided. Though, by 30 one would hope to be beyond the point of desperation. I hope that she truly finds herself and heals herself before publishing another book. This one missed the mark for me. On a scale of 1 to 10, I gave it a 3. Mine was the highest score.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, smart, and vulnerable August 28, 2011
By T-Diddy
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
This book is a modern day Sex and the City - it takes you though the emotional ups and downs of life. She's hilarious, she's depressing, she's goofy, she's strong, she's hopeless, and she's hopeful. The authors writing style is vivid which makes you feel as if you can visualize and related to everything she is going through. I had a great time reading this and since its a memoir I admire how honest she was able to be about her life. I think she's got a message to give lots of young women who are going through the frustrations of dating and finding themselves.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Meh.... March 31, 2011
Format:Hardcover
I hoped for so much more & for the author to acknowledge things getting better throughout her 'journey'; that didn't happen. It wasn't the best book I've ever read but it definitely wasn't one of the worst.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Bitch Is the New Black: A Memoir
Normally, I'd say it takes a lot of nerve to publish your memoirs before you even turn 30, but in the case of Helena Andrews I have to concede that it turns out to be totally... Read more
Published 4 months ago by Troy Johnson
1.0 out of 5 stars Author ran out of material to write about???
I really wanted to like this book, but I guess the author ran out of material to write about and included filler chapters, i.e. Read more
Published 6 months ago by AGeorgiaPeach
3.0 out of 5 stars All too familiar
I saw people complaining about the stream of conscious style of writing and the oversue of the word "dude" and I felt personally attacked (not really) because that is the way I... Read more
Published 8 months ago by Bri Cooley
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved this book!
Helena Andrews' writing made me want to be her best friend! She is quick-witted and funny, and many of the observations she makes are things I've noticed but never was able to... Read more
Published 8 months ago by T. Johnson
1.0 out of 5 stars A BRIDGE TO NOWHERE...
The title of this review also happens to be the title of chapter 6, which I think sums this book up best. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Future Academy Award Winner
1.0 out of 5 stars Hype!
We read this book for our book club and I almost demanded my money back from the person who recommeded it. This was truely a waste didn't even finish it. Read more
Published 12 months ago by spiredutal red
5.0 out of 5 stars Smart, Funny, and Worth the Read
Inspired by a comment by Tina Fey on a 2008 airing of "Saturday Night Live" about accomplished women being bitches, author Helena Andrews shares what it means to be a 20-something... Read more
Published 16 months ago by LuAnn Schindler
4.0 out of 5 stars funny, any black, college educated woman can relate
I liked this book, but I am glad I didn't buy it. There were lots of funny parts in it in which I felt any college-educated, black woman could relate. Read more
Published 19 months ago by Venus
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Read!
This book is a quick and great read. It gives you insight to some of the issues many young professional women face, be it with love, heartbreak, or simply life. Read more
Published 21 months ago by Natalie Y Hooper
3.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected...
The back cover/summary of the book is misleading, in my opinion. I was under the impression that Helena Andrews would write this as more of a story. Read more
Published 22 months ago by Revae
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