Bizarre How-to Books

A Listmania! list by H. Millay (New York, NY)
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How to Be a Canadian
1.  How to Be a Canadian by Will Ferguson
$14.60   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!!
2.  How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs, Secret Lairs, Master Plans, and More!!! by Neil Zawacki
$9.40   Used & New from: $0.01
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (53 customer reviews)

How To Be A Wicked Witch: Good Spells, Charms, Potions and Notions for Bad Days
3.  How To Be A Wicked Witch: Good Spells, Charms, Potions and Notions for Bad Days by Patricia Telesco
$13.49   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Be a Vampire: A Fangs-On Guide for the Newly Undead
4.  How to Be a Vampire: A Fangs-On Guide for the Newly Undead by Amy Tipton Gray
$13.51   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Be Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in the Vatican
5.  How to Be Pope: What to Do and Where to Go Once You're in the Vatican by Piers Marchant
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How To Become a Schizophrenic: The Case Against Biological Psychiatry
6.  How To Become a Schizophrenic: The Case Against Biological Psychiatry by John Modrow
$23.36   Used & New from: $4.74
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)

How to Defeat Your Own Clone: And Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution
7.  How to Defeat Your Own Clone: And Other Tips for Surviving the Biotech Revolution by Terry D. Johnson
$13.30   Used & New from: $0.01
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction
8.  How to Defend Yourself Against Alien Abduction by Ann Druffel
$17.10   Used & New from: $3.17
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)
9.  How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will) by Chuck Sambuchino
$10.75   Used & New from: $0.01
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (154 customer reviews)

How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion
10.  How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion by Daniel H. Wilson
$12.56   Used & New from: $0.01
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The Zombie Handbook: How to Identify the Living Dead and Survive the Coming Zombie Apocalypse
11.  The Zombie Handbook: How to Identify the Living Dead and Survive the Coming Zombie Apocalypse by Rob Sacchetto
$13.17   Used & New from: $0.01
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How To Start Your Own Country
12.  How To Start Your Own Country by Erwin S. Strauss
$16.49   Used & New from: $8.78
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How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator
13.  How to Rule the World: A Handbook for the Aspiring Dictator by Andre de Guillaume
$8.75   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Fossilize Your Hamster: And Other Amazing Experiments for the Armchair Scientist
14.  How to Fossilize Your Hamster: And Other Amazing Experiments for the Armchair Scientist by Mick O'Hare
$15.98   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Hold a Crocodile
15.  How to Hold a Crocodile by The Diagram Group
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How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist: (and if he is, should you break up with him?)
16.  How to Tell if Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist: (and if he is, should you break up with him?) by Patricia Carlin
$12.95   Used & New from: $0.01
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How to Love and Inspire Your Man After Prison
17.  How to Love and Inspire Your Man After Prison by Michael B. Jackson
$8.85   Used & New from: $8.42
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)

The Layguide: How to Seduce Women More Beautiful Than You Ever Dreamed Possible No Matter What You Look Like or How Much You Make
18.  The Layguide: How to Seduce Women More Beautiful Than You Ever Dreamed Possible No Matter What You Look Like or How Much You Make by Tony Clink
$10.88   Used & New from: $1.83
3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (63 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions