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Black Hole Blues [Paperback]

Patrick Wensink
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Book Description

May 19, 2011
J. Claude Caruthers is country music's biggest star and Kenny Rogers' worst nightmare.

Now, J. Claude hasn't slept for weeks. His insomnia comes courtesy of his quest to complete Nashville's most ambitious project: Caruthers is writing a love song for every woman's name on Earth. But since getting stuck on the last name in the book, Zygmut, Caruthers' life has been miserable.
Life gets much worse when his estranged brother, Lloyd, inadvertently creates a black hole in a top-secret physics lab. Lovesick and lonely, Lloyd sets out to reconnect with his brother and find love before the world ends. As the black hole swallows the planet, the brothers discover that only one person who can stop the apocalypse and help J. Claude finish his songwriting odyssey is their missing sister, Zygmut.Told through a kaleidoscope of perspectives that include the Caruthers brothers, J. Claude's guitar, a club sandwich, and even the angry, foul-mouthed particle that birthed the black hole, Patrick Wensink's Black Hole Blues is a hilarious double helix of country music and physics.

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Editorial Reviews

From the Inside Flap

"Raising Arizona meets quantum physics." --Chicago Center for Literature and Photography 
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"Wensink has accomplished an incredible feat: using nothing more than his sagacious imagination, he somehow convinced me to give a shit about country music." --Ain't it Cool News
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"No one with a functioning cardiovascular system can read this book without laughing at least twice per page." --Pank
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"Patrick Wensink is a joyful writer who draws memorable characters.  In this dispatch from the end of the universe, humanity is in the hands of a prolific country music singer, a one-handed theoretical physicist, and an unfortgettable club sandwich." --Evan Mandery, author of First Contact 
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"...a Christopher Moore-like world with all the zany entertainment and character quirks you could ask for. Yet, underneath it all, there is real substance and real issues being raised about loneliness, mortality and identity." --The Examiner

"A page turner...you have no idea what is coming next but you are still so invested in the core of the tale. It is life or death, but there are still moments of humor that are so entertaining. " --What to Wear During an Orange Alert?

"...an outrageous book. Readers who delight in the wild flips of imagination will find an undeniable "Da Vinci Code" of pop art postmodernism in Black Hole Blues." -- LEO Weekly

Product Details

  • Paperback: 196 pages
  • Publisher: Eraserhead Press (May 19, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1936383519
  • ISBN-13: 978-1936383511
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.4 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,697,347 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Patrick Wensink was born in Deshler, OH in 1979. Since that time he has done a lot of things he is not proud of. But he's also done some pretty interesting stuff. Over the years he has bottled and sold his own line of Wentastic BBQ Sauce, got married in a doughnut shop and even found the time to author a few greeting cards.

Beginning his writing career as a rock critic, his work appears in several newspapers, magazines and web sites. Gradually shifting his attention to fiction, he published his first book, a collection of short stories, SEX DUNGEON FOR SALE!, in 2009. Followed by the novels BLACK HOLE BLUES (2010) and BROKEN PIANO FOR PRESIDENT (2012).

He lives in Louisville, KY.

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4.0 out of 5 stars Country Music and Black Holes June 5, 2011
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Those estranged Caruthers twins sure have some problems. J. Claude Caruthers suffers from insomnia, brought about by the inability to finish his project of writing a country song for every woman's name on Earth, while his brother Lloyd inadvertently created a black hole that is threatening to destroy the world. Can J. Claude finish his project before the world ends? And what do his arch-nemeses Kenny Rogers and Denny Dynasty have to do with it?

Who would have thought a black hole and country music would go together like a beer buzz and a fried baloney sandwich? Apparently, Patrick Wensink did. The story of the Caruthers brothers and their respective problems is hilarious, from J. Claude's sandwich addiction to his unrelenting hatred for all things Kenny Rogers. Each chapter begins with a bit of wisdom from J. Claude's biography, Nashville's Shakespeare. Some of the quotes are stolen from other country singers and others are bits of J. Claude's wisdom. All are great. J. Claude preaches such advice as "Why try when you can quit?" to "If you put your mind to stuff, you can probably do it."

For a plot involving astrophysics and country music, it's fairly easy to follow. The revelation of what happened to the elder three Caruthers was well done and the story kept me engaged right up until the end.

While it's definitely a bizarro book, Black Hole Blues is definitely one of the more accessible ones, right up there with Starfish Girl and Muscle Memory. Fans of bizarro, Christopher Moore, country music, and physicists should enjoy it.

What the hell does rhyme with Zygmut?
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4.0 out of 5 stars This is an award-winning novel! September 9, 2011
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If I ever get narcissistic enough to create my own awards (and that may not be far off because I like myself a hell of a lot), I would have to give one to Patrick Wensink for Black Hole Blues. I could call them the "Steve Awards for Achievement in Bizarre Literature". Who wouldn't want to receive a SAABL? Nobody, that's who. The award Wensink would win is for `Doing Something I've Not Seen Before'. Or maybe a shorter name than that, I don't know yet, but he would win it because Wensink does it.

He wrote a novel with very novel Points of View. A sandwich. A guitar. A stolen automobile. A barbeque grill. A rather vulgar and ticked off atomic particle. We experience Black Hole Blues through the "eyes" of each of these things, and a few others. While that might seem at first like a stunt, and I suppose it mostly is, it still works. Wensink manages to give these things, these rather benign inanimate objects, their own perspective but also a dash of humanity that helps the reader relate to them. (And please note that this may have been done before, but as I mentioned previously, I hadn't seen it before, and if I haven't seen it, then it might as well not exist.)

Yes, the idea of a sad, forgetten and rotting club sandwich telling us a story is absurd, but that's also what makes this book fun. The human characters are, without a doubt, the core of this story, but the real pleasure comes in reading what is already a goofy tale through completely different and inventive perspectives, and that's why it stands out. You see the characters in different ways and learn more about them than perhaps we otherwise would have. These varying POVs are punctuated throughout and interspersed between the POVs of the human characters, but to be honest, I think the whole thing could have been written from the perspective of different inanimate objects because Wensink does it so well.

The other thing you need to pay attention to is the blog that goes with this book. If you haven't visited Death to Kenny Rogers yet, you're not only missing out, you're doing yourself a disservice. Don't disservice yourself. You really need to get weekly doses of Kenny Rogers's evil. It's a public service that will earn Patrick Wensink the SAABL for Humanitarian Service. Congrats, Pat! Two-time winner!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Country Music Smackdown August 14, 2011
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. Claude (aka Nashville's Shakespeare) is a fast fading country music legend. His rival, Denny Dynasty, is coming on country strong and easily out-selling the former legend. His brother, Lloyd has just unleashed the most destructive power the world has ever known. Is it any wonder the man can't finish a sandwich or get a goodnight's sleep?

Everyone has an opinion in this book, including the tour bus, an uneaten sandwich, an angry proton and Rusty, the overly-sensitive guitar.
Will J. Claude finish his final song before the end of the world? Or will his brother be able to avert catastrophe? Will Rusty ever be happy again?

Read this enjoyable book if you're dying to know. Guaranteed funnier than an episode of "HeeHaw" and more satisfying than a meal from Kenny Rogers Roasters.
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