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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
This is the best movie ever.
This movie is so mind numbingly bad its the best movie ever. Im sure the 4.00 it took to make this movie was well spent on a bottle of Evian and paying Chris Kelly a dime to star in it. Oh yeah, and paying the editing guy to splice in 2 people who are never seen before or after to have sex. "Give up, or I'll kill you Lenny", says Chris Kelly while wearing...
Published on October 12, 2003 by spytek2k
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1.0 out of 5 stars
whew !!
I felt my IQ slipping as I watched this piece of crap. It would be one thing if this was supposed to be a spoof, but the more i watched it suddenly dawned on me these guys were trying to make a serious action movie !! I will be returning this movie in the overnight return box cuz i dont want anyone to see me in possession of it. my lord !!!
Published on November 12, 2003 by Rodne L. Bridges
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
This is the best movie ever.,
By "spytek2k" (Newtown, CT United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Black Ninja [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This movie is so mind numbingly bad its the best movie ever. Im sure the 4.00 it took to make this movie was well spent on a bottle of Evian and paying Chris Kelly a dime to star in it. Oh yeah, and paying the editing guy to splice in 2 people who are never seen before or after to have sex. "Give up, or I'll kill you Lenny", says Chris Kelly while wearing green pants and a red sweater. ********SPOILER******** Then Chris Kelly's wife takes like 40 minutes to die, and hes hugging her in a purple and yellow ninja suit. So horrible its hilarious.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Best/worst movie ever,
By Frank Solowczuk (Holiday, Florida United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Black Ninja [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This "movie" will change your life. This movie is so bad it boggles the mind. GET IT.NOW.
1.0 out of 5 stars
whew !!,
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This review is from: Black Ninja [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I felt my IQ slipping as I watched this piece of crap. It would be one thing if this was supposed to be a spoof, but the more i watched it suddenly dawned on me these guys were trying to make a serious action movie !! I will be returning this movie in the overnight return box cuz i dont want anyone to see me in possession of it. my lord !!!
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Black Ninja [VHS] by Junji Kurata (VHS Tape - 1998)
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