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The Blair Witch Rejects [VHS]

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That's what I want to know! The sound guy was funny as hell. Is he really like that? Has he been in any other movies? The Blair Witch Rejects is weird and funny and I heard somewhere that there wasn't a script. If that's true, these actors have alot of talent! If it was scripted, the actors have to be really really good to pull off those lines. Either way I laughed alot. Monique Pierre as one of the assistants was hilarious. SHe reminds me of me (really sarcastic and charming). Her suitcase part was really great. The surprise ending make me snort milk out of my nose, so that wasn't very fun, but once I cleaned myself and the t.v. off, I was still laughing. Great movie!

After seeing "The Blair Witch Project" in the theater, I bought this spoof, and quite frankly, "Rejects" is better! The "producer" and her crew were bumbling along hilariously, and I found the most intriguing about it all. Now this is film-making! It look more "real" than the realism that is supposed to be portrayed in "Project" (who actually has a 16mm they use? Even in '93). I recommend Rejects as part of your collection.. for the simple fact that it is different and for a change, better than the film that is spoofs!

I just read the horrible review this movie just got and I couldn't disagree more! "Blair Witch Rejects" is just what it's supposed to be: ridiculous, funny, mind-boggling and annoying. The way these 10 people interact is about as real as you can get. Show me one situation with 10 real people where only one of them talks at a time, and I'll show you a well-scripted bunch of actors. This movie is not about scripting or peace and tranquility. This movie is about a group of bumbling morons who pinball off each other as they all try to obtain their individual objectives. Let me tell you something: It takes alot of talent to act this insane! BRAVO to all the actors and to Jerry Vasilatos, the director! Worth every penny (if you're informed as to what you're buying, that is!)!

My wife bought this tape for me knowing I love spoofs. I laughed so hard, I almost died! Director Jerry Vasilatos brought together a great ensemble cast, notably Brent Beebe as the Sound Guy. This guy is over-the-top and believable. It's hard to believe his performance wasn't scripted at all. Deborah Wolff, the Producer, was full of life and irritatingly hilarious! Mostly, the timing between Ms. Wolff and Kevin Leadingham, the Director (in the film) was wonderful and very entertaining. Watching this group of people bumble their way through slap-stick adventure was funny enough for me to rewind the tape and run it again that same night during a get-together with my friends!

It's nice to see a spoof finally understand what it means to laugh at oneself. I didn't really know what to expect with all the short take-offs inundating the market but this was a fresh surprise. The characters were varied and although they didn't match the characters in the original, they were a perfect match with the momentum of the film. Not only is this a fun romp on the Blair Witch, it's also a great commentary on Hollywood itself

I bought this movie at a garage sale, it was in a box of VHS tapes marked $1.00 each! I loved the Blair Witch Project so I thought it would be fun to watch a take off on it. When I tried to give the lady a dallor for the movie she told me the movie was so bad that she would feel guilty charging me a dollar, so I got it for .25 cents it wasn't much of a bargan!

Wow, what a low budget piece of garbage this was! I'm guessing that the people giving this movie anything over one star must be friends and family of the loser that produced it. The only entertainment that my girlfriend and I got out of it was watching it burn and melt after throwing it in the fireplace!

I recently viewed The Blair Witch Rejects on home video. I have not been exposed to many Blair Witch spoofs, only a couple of short amateur videos. I believe Blair Witch Rejects may be the only feature length spoof of the original.

Anyway, putting it in a Hollywood setting was a great idea, and I really got a kick out of the scene when our fearless filmmakers finally ventured to the woods, and ran into several other clusters of filmmakers making the same documentary. That says a lot about people jumping on a bandwagon, taking advantage and cashing in on a fad that will quickly fade. Isn't that Hollywood?

Special kudos to Brent Beebe, the actor playing the sound man. I really got a kick out of his subtle "dumb guy" performance, quite a few laughs there.

For a moment I was fooled by the "Artisan Lawyer" in front of Mann's Chinese Theater. I really thought our filmmakers were busted, because you never know who is on the streets of Hollywood. That was an actress, wasn't it?

My friends got this moview and brought it over one night and we had a blast! This movie is just as fun as it can get - face it, if you are into spoofs, you aren't looking for The English Patient or something (and who could really live through that..maybe "darkgenius" who also wrote a review for this film - maybe he's a little TOO dark and deep for spoof comedy? ) So, invite some friends over and have some libations and a few laughs - maybe watch the original and then this spoof of Rejects that poke kooky fun at Hollywood and how the Blair Witch phenomenon has swept filmmaking of today!If you've been to Hollywood - there are people out there that really are like this, believe it or not!So, if you are interested in this "Living In Oblivion" style of filmmaking check it out!

I think Dark Genius needs to get out of his college library basement and loosen up lol... "Rejects" starts a little slow... but the characters have more personality than the ones in other "Blair Witch" spoofs and are pretty creative considering what I read here that they all improvised. Once they get to the forest and run into the other film crews it's pretty hilarious. I agree with the other reviewer that Brent the Sound Guy and Deborah the Producer were the standouts. This is definitely one not to take seriously... I recommend you pop it in on a Friday night with lots of friends, beer, pizza, and enjoy. I found they have a website through IMDB at blairwitch-rejects.com that spoofs the official "Blair Witch" site as well. Nice touch. Only other spoof I've seen that is as good on a different level is "The Oz Witch Project", I recommend it as well (I think their site is at ozwitch.com).