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Blastoff Uranus! [Kindle Edition]

Steamy Raimon , Brian Fray
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Book Description

Product Description:

It's the future. God is dead. Mankind is out of control, without purpose, and at the brink of self-destruction. Follow the zany antics of a ragtag crew of volunteers as they head into deep space to rescue planet Earth. If you like to laugh, this is the humor book for you! Ridiculously funny!

Some scenes you'll discover inside this book...

LAWLESS
Well, crew, you all know why we're here.

CREW
(murmur of many sarcastic voices)
Well, no. Actually, we don't.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Beats me!
Haven't got a clue.
Was there a memo?
Huh?

LAWLESS
Oh, for God's sake, we're going to Uranus!
****

(much time has obviously passed, banana peels, empty coffee cups, cigarette butts and assorted trash are floating in the air, CREW in spacesuits, haggard, men unshaved, LAWLESS lolls in his seat and looks out window, YUTZ plays a video game, LOVE files her nails, DOKTOR and FRANKENSTEIN play checkers, CORKY is curled up asleep and floating in the air...
****

LAWLESS
Back in your seats! Back in your seats! We're going down!

EXTERIOR: long shot of Probe Uranus screaming through space, planet comes up quickly
VIEW from bridge window: planet's surface fills window, ZOOM IN rapidly
CLOSEUP: LAWLESS

LAWLESS
(fights accelerator)
We're in the planet's gravitational pull. Can't slow down! Ahhh! We're coming in too fast. This is it, crew! Kiss Uranus goodbye!

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About the Author

Steamy Raimon and Brian Fray are friends and published cartoonists who collaborated with each other via e-mails to write this wildly funny sci-fi adventure comedy.

Product Details

  • File Size: 279 KB
  • Print Length: 533 pages
  • Publisher: Turtle Love Press; 2 edition (April 11, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004W9CM2O
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,057,273 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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1.0 out of 5 stars No thanks. December 10, 2012
Format:Kindle Edition|Verified Purchase
I didn't like this book enough to get past the first few pages. It wasn't something I'm interested in and the writing style just isn't my favorite.
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Turtle Love Press provides exciting and original reading experiences through the exclusive creative efforts of award-winning writer and cartoonist, Steamy Raimon.

Some places you would have his work: 43 mainstream, humor, fantasy, and men's publications worldwide, textbooks, humor books, websites and ads.


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