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Jon Smith (Author)
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March 2005
Based on more than 100 interviews with blokes who lived to tell the tale--some who even admitted to enjoying the experience--this book has real-life stories as well as tons of advice that isn't remotely boring (honestly). Now you'll be able to tell your trimesters from your triple blood tests, as well as getting answers on the following topics:
- Money--Do I really have to spend my entire lager allowance on that hand-held breast pump?
- Sex--Will it harm the unborn baby? (Or am I just being arrogant?)
- Breasts--Will they stay that size forever?
- Hospital Parking Spaces--Am I going to have to fork out 50 every time she thinks she's going into labour?
... and a whole lot more besides...this is a book you'll want to share with all the blokes in your life!

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When the average American male sees the telltale blue line on a pregnancy indicator, the first thing that crosses his mind isn't likely the number of "nappies" in his future or missed nights out with his "mates" at the pub. Yet these are the worries that occupy the refreshingly honest, and utterly British, author of this informative guide to one of life's greatest adventures. The sheer otherness of this pregnancy handbook might be just the key to easing "blokes" into reading about what to expect during their partner's pregnancy. True, there's the world of difference between British socialist medicine and our American system, but the basics of how a baby develops through the three trimesters remains the same, as do the down and dirty details of labor. Smith tackles these topics with self-deprecating humor but also with a surprising amount of detailed knowledge. His book is a natural gift for expectant fathers, and even mothers-to-be may be entertained as Smith moves chronologically from conception to the earliest postpartum days, covering topics like breast-feeding and what to do if things don't go as planned. He breaks the information down into digestible segments that never exceed two pages and that have witty headings like "Big Belly, Big Toes" or "The Crowning Glory." Men who pick up this book expecting to give it a halfhearted skim may very well find themselves hooked by Smith's anecdotes and the casual, addictive way he dispenses knowledge.
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About the Author

Jon Smith was awarded a B.A. in American Studies from the University of Reading (and the University of Texas at Austin). Jon went on to teach English as a foreign language in South Korea, then worked in the Internet industry for five years; working for Amazon.co.uk and others, as a project manager. Subsequently, he and his partner Lisa launched a wooden toyshop called Toytopia, in May 2002. Jon is currently managing director of Inpress, an organization funded by Arts Council England, providing sales, marketing, and technical support to small independent publishers. Jon also writes children’s fiction, mainly for 8 - 12-year-olds. He has completed a number of novels and screenplays. The Bloke’s Guide to Pregnancy is Jon’s first work of nonfiction. He lives with Lisa, and their daughter Alia, in Bedford, England.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Hay House (March 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1401903363
  • ISBN-13: 978-1401903367
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.4 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #738,135 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Jon was born in the UK, where he remained until he was eighteen. A happy childhood; making daisy chains, holidays in the sun, a few minor brushes with the law and an obsessive interest in all things fantasy. No brace, few spots and only one broken bone and one broken heart (not his). It all went swimmingly.

Jon has lived and worked in the USA, South Korea, Spain and Egypt and is currently based in Barcelona, Spain.

Jon writes non-fiction, children's fiction, musical theater and screenplays and has worked in the Internet industry for over 12 years.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars An inspirational and essenttial read for fathers-to-be, January 17, 2006
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Necessity really IS the mother of invention. Considering the appalling lack of male-directed books on the subject, this book is an absolute must for the average man who just wants to be involved in this most life-changing of events. It is exactly what it says on the tin: a "blokes" guide, so if you don't see yourself or your partner as a "bloke" then don't buy it. If on the other hand you have an open-mind, sense of humour and any degree of honesty in your relationship then this book will be rewarding and entertaining for both men and women. It is honest, funny, informative, clearly written and at times incredibly moving. The author has widely researched the subject and has broken down all the "technical" aspects of pregnancy and birth into handy, easy-to-understand sections. It was never out of reach throughout my wife's pregnancy and re-reading it after the actual birth, I could appreciate anew its accuracy and insight. I currently live in a country and a culture where men play very little part in their partners pregnancy and where many hospitals do not even permit husbands and boyfriends to attend the birth of their children. Considering this, I can forgive the author for the occasional crudeness when describing his partners physical changes or the gorier aspects of labour. His genuine love for his wife and delight in becoming a father is always evident throughout. Mr Smith has achieved something remarkable and he deserves only praise for such an emotionally honest, groundbreaking and entertaining read. Thanks to the author and best wishes to him and his family.
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4.0 out of 5 stars My husband seems to like it since he read it twice!, February 8, 2008
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I bought this book for my husband because A) we're pregnant, and B) he spent his high school years in England so he enjoys English humor. He was skeptical about the quality of information and humor when I showed him the write-up before buying, but he let me get it for him anyway. I'd say he enjoyed it, because he's already read it twice, and I snuck a few peeks over his shoulder and it seemed like a guys' kinda book. The part I read happened to be the author telling the readers not to cheat while your wife is pregnant! I thought not cheating while you have a wife is a given, but my husband explained that cheating is a bit more common in the UK?? Anyway, I appreciated that the author was very against this behavior, and it made me feel good that he was making good recommendations to my hubby. Oh and besides that my hubby seemed to learn a lot through this book, the Mayo Clinic book, and the Mom's on call guide to basic baby care book, because he knows more than I do now about pregnancy and babies!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Love this book, October 31, 2011
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Great info funny stories and great tips on expectation and various suggestions ..... Highly recommended for all dads to be....
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