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Harry Bates is the best dick the LAPD's got, which isn't saying much. When Harry is assigned the biggest case to hit LA since OJ, only two small things stand in his way: his lack of intelligence and his insatiable attraction to sex. Stars Elizabeth Key,

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Writer-director George Merriweather's proudly crude comedy Blondes Have More Guns parodies erotic crime thrillers like Basic Instinct and largely succeeds, thanks to a very game cast and a nonstop barrage of lowbrow humor. Michael McGaharn stars as a trigger-happy L.A. detective assigned to crack a rash of chainsaw murders; his investigation (such as it is) leads him to a gold-digging femme fatale (Elizabeth Key) and her equally unscrupulous half-sister (Gloria Lusiak). When Harry becomes intimately involved with both women, it's up to his partners--one of whom believes he's a dog--to help him crack the case and find the killer. Borrowing the gags-every-minute approach refined by Airplane! and The Naked Gun series, Blondes isn't as consistently funny as those films, but does manage to be frequently amusing even when a joke bombs (which is fairly often), and should appeal to fans of broad slapstick. --Paul Gaita

Special Features

  • Region 0
  • Introduction by Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment
  • Original trailer and promo
  • Purple Pam music video "Kick in the Head" directed by Lloyd Kaufman

Product Details

  • Actors: Michael McGaharn, Elizabeth Key, Richard Neil, Gloria Lusiak, André Brazeau
  • Directors: George Merriweather
  • Writers: George Merriweather, Dan Goodman, Mary Guthrie
  • Producers: George Merriweather, Dennis Valovich, Ferris Suer, John Faris
  • Format: Multiple Formats, Color, Full Screen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Unknown)
  • Region: All Regions
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: TROMA ENTERTAINMENT INC.
  • DVD Release Date: April 27, 2004
  • Run Time: 90 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B0001XAL5U
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #211,340 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Blondes Have More Guns" on IMDb

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on September 2, 1999
Format: VHS Tape
Wild and wacky sendup of such thrillers as Basic Instinct and Seven. Comedian Michael McGaharn is right on the money as Detective Harry Bates, quick with the one-liners and hot on the trail of a serial killer. In true B-movie fashion, Harry falls for the prime suspect, a mysterious woman named Montana, (Elizabeth Key, blonde and then some). The best part is that none of this is taken with a grain of salt. George Merriweather is the genius behind this project.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Daniel J. Hamlow HALL OF FAME on March 12, 2003
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A beautiful blonde, whose face we don't see, is sitting atop a man, his hands tied to the bed. Sound familiar? Well, instead of an ice pick, she uses a chainsaw, and guess what? From the moment the message "This motion picture has been altered from its original format. It has been dubbed in Swahili", appears on screen, we know how serious this movie is.
The Concord Police Department investigates, with officers Dick Smoker and Harry Bates, the latter who find a clue through a wedding invitation. The blonde getting married is Montana Beaver, though via her marriage to loser architect Lyle Shotz, becomes Montana Beaver-Shotz. The exchange over this bit of info goes like this:
Smoker: It was a lovely ceremony Mrs. Beaver-Shotz.
Montana: Montana, please.
Smoker: It was a lovely Montana, Mrs. Beaver-Shotz.
Montana: The hyphen is silent.
Bates: You shouldn't try to hide it. You should be very proud to still have it on your wedding day.
Hyphen, hymen, get it? This is typical of the dialogue throughout the movie, snappy, play-on-words, but delivered deadpan a la The Naked Gun. Much of the film's strengths rest on that delivery, as well as sight gags.
Bates is very much lacking in the brain department. His former partner Henry took the death of his dog hard and is dressed up in a dog costume, but Harry takes it all in stride. "He was a good cop. Now he's a good pet."
To complicate matters, there's Dakota, Montana's "twin half-sister, once removed", who falls for Harry. She looks really nice when she has her hair like Bonnie Tyler in one scene. Meanwhile, there are a few more killings.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on August 26, 1999
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This was one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time. There was a joke about every five seconds. The lead actor was hysterical. The pace was a little quick, and the video transfer did seem poor quality, but overall the film was well worth watching.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on September 9, 1999
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This is one of the funniest films I have seen in a long time. I literally laughed nonstop until the credits, and even they were funny. This reminds me of the Groove Tube or Kentucky Fried Movie. I can't wait to see what this Merriweather guy does next.
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An obvious parody of Fatal Attraction taken to the absurd level. Funny as heck, highly recommended if you need a good larf!!
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