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Blood Guts & Pussy (Reis)

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Oh yeah, its also one of the greatest albums of the 90s, one of those CDs that must taunt Tipper Gore in her sleep. If it was as well known as 2 Live Crew, the PRMC would surely have gone on a campaign to have it banned. I remember when I bought this album when I was fourteen, a good year of my life was devoted to making sure my parents wouldn't discover it. Not so much for the lyrics, they probably wouldn't have done anything about that. Its the cover that would upset them. A classic pose (which the respectable folks at Amazon haven't displayed) of two naked chicks covered with blood and a little boy in the background holding what appears to be a bunny rabbit. This isn't a painting, but an actual photograph! As for the music itself, its so unbeleivably catchy. The lyrics are as offesive as anything GG Allin did (if not nearly as creepy), but its all done with a sense of humor (albiet a very very sick and deranged one most people won't appreciate). The vocalist Blag Jesus sings about statutory rape, how he wants to have sex (thats not the term they use) in the backseat of his car, and how he is angry at a girl who is afraid of AIDS. Yeah, its in really bad taste, but is a rocking and funny as hell. The "Surfing Bird" tribute in the middle of "Motherf^^ker" cracks me up everytime I hear it. The CD only lasts fourteen minutes with thirteen songs, and its always an adreneline rush when you listen to it. Try to sit still with this in rotation. As you can tell this isn't for everybody. If what you read interests you, you'll love this album. If what I describe in this review makes you sick to your stomach, the album will too. P.S., if you ever see these guys live, don't go to the bathroom, you'll miss their whole set!

There should be 1000 punk rock albums like this but there's probably only like 80.

Pretty swinging for 240 beats per minute. They're talented enough to make longer songs -- try "Detention Girl", which would be a whole EP's worth of ideas for some bands -- but instead of building up to a resolution they just explode right out of the gate. And then it's over. Premature ejaculation rock, if you will.

Which leads us to the cover, which is the real reason this sold 50x as much as "Horror Stories". See if you can get the vinyl (the CD is 2 minutes longer, by the way). Better still the 4 foot square promo poster.

I picked this album up because I wanted to try something from the dwarves and it had a cool cover. When I listened to it I was blown away. 13 minutes of pure aggression and power. Few albums i've listened to are this raw and brutal. Great album but ONE WARNING!!! Some of the albums pressed are missing the last track which sucks but I still love it. I wish i knew what else the dwarves put out that's this good. A must have for any hardcore/punk fans.

This is the long awaited reissue of the classic 1990 album of the same name. Contains some of the best raunchy punk of all time wrapped in the best cover art ever made. The Dwarves finest album. Hands down.

Oh yeah! This be one of the top twenty records of the century! Total verbal and sonic assault on all that is good and pure in this world! The Dwarves bring the production value up a bit ( a little bit!) on this record while maintaining that abusive screetch that fans love so much!Blood, Guts and Pussy will please old fans of The Dwarves while attracting the young swingin' hip crowd. Oh, and fellas, remember women love the Dwarves!

i just don't understand Amazon. They wouldn't post one of my reviews because I alluded to a naughty word in it, but they post a picture of nude women covered in blood. It's kinda silly. Anyway, if you are looking at this album, then you already know the greatness of the Dwarves. If you don't have it, then order immediately. The best 15 minutes committed to tape! I also have to give props to a band that fakes the tragic death of its guitarist, Hewhocannotbenamed. That type of behavior got them dropped from SubPop. Anyway, if you aren't easily offended and like songs about VD, then order right now.

This album is disgusting , vile , degrading , offensive , sick , and vomit inducing. Just look at that album cover , it's one of the most sick , disgusting , vile , degrading , offensive album covers i've ever seen. So why don't you own it already? I don't think it can get more punk than this. Own it .

You can blare this album at top volume at 3am and it will be over by the time the cops get there. This is an amazing album of musical mastery that anyone should own if they appreciate good, raw, dirty punk rock. Just buy it. You will like it.

This is probably the 3rd time I've purchased this album for 1 reason or another. A must have for Dwarves fans. A perfect example of what this band is all about.

At thirteen minutes and twelves seconds, there's not a chance for the band to get bad. Brief and to the point, utterly explosive punk hard core rock and roll. Great if you have a bent sense of humor, and don't feel too aggravated at paying in the ball park of a dollar a minute for a CD. No deep meaning, no meandering solos, just straight-to-the-point lyrics of songs that average under a minute each. Oh, and an album cover that is to envy. Not really good enough to be a 4, but way too good to be just a 3.