Customer Reviews

G Suit (Small, Blue)

5 star:		(2)
4 star:		(0)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(0)

 

 

If you're a busy professional who spends a lot of time in the cold vacuum of outer space like I do, this suit is great. The denim twill makes it very casual, while the high quality stitching reminds people you are a man of presence. But how silly of me in this age to be so callous... Not so the fine folks at Blue Origins who make this dapper drape in a pleasing pink so the lady that sends you to the moon can go along.

My only complaint is that it's cut a little high in the crotch, and that makes it hard to fit the "pee-tube" in through the fly. Other than that, the suit feels like a million bucks. People constantly stare and point at me when I walk down the street, admiring my wardrobe.

It's not pink, it's more of a dull red. The worst part is when the emergency lights (almost the same color) go on in the ISS you are practically invisible. Vyacheslav told me that I couldn't wear it back the next time, for safety reasons. Right, like there are a lot of other space stations I can wear it on. I was going to give it one star just for that, but it gets two because the air connector is really easy to disconnect.

On the G Suit: This is the best space suit I've ever owned. My family has always told me that I'm "lost in space" or that I get "spaced out" while reading any good novel. My first wife left me because she needed to "find her own space". So this suit would have helped in all these situations.

However, one safety warning: Although this IS the "G Suit", do not pull that deceptively innocent looking string on the front. It's called the "G String" and you may not be ready for the outcomes.