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Board Heads [VHS]

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Ok gang I made a boo boo on this skid mark of a movie, I found this corn infested nugget in the blow out box at the local vid. store coverless for .99 cents. I honest to god thought it said Boarheads on the case. I bought it along with a stack of top shelf dvd's for 99 cents each threw this gym in the player and much to my surprise I have Boardheads a surfer flick. Ok this movie does have a lot of pretty girls running around in bikinis but in no way will this justify setting thru this lame excuse for a movie.
The T.& A. will make it a little less painful but it's like putting honey on a crunchy dog rocket, it's still dog waste. While I am on a role lets talk about the cast , Gabrielle Anwar is a very pretty young lady but still can't help us since her beauty is off set by Bronson Pinchot. Bronson is like the old man on the bus with sores and skin tags all over his face, he is just something I pray I never have to look at again.
My god casting this flamer as a man interested in snapper is like casting Paris Hilton as the Virgin Mary.

Lame wannabe T & A comedy (missing the T & A and for the most part the comedy) about three middle-aged dorks who hire a beach stud to help them "pull some tasties". Yea, that's a alright premise for a movie (it worked for HARDBODIES!), but my number one problem is: why on the video that I watched when Portia Dawson took her top off a black oval with "censored" written on it covered her breasts!? Other girls got topless...briefly, but as soon as a topless scene shows up that's longer than one second it's censored!? What a rip-off! Is it that way on the DVD also?

To give you an idea of what you're in for John Quinn also directed CHEERLEADER CAMP and HOT CLUB CALIFORNIA.

I've seen bad movies but I'm not too sure I've ever seen one this bad! Thanks be that there are no special features. I can just imagine the crew patting themselves on the back (as they usually do) for making this drivel. This is the type of movie they should have to pay YOU to suffer through!

BOARDHEADS (MGM) is an excrutiangly unfunny attempt at a retro beach movie starring Bronson Pinchot, Loretta Swit and Gabrielle Anwar. A bad day at the beach.

Because this would be a great drive-in movie. If you want to be traumatized for the rest of your life by Loretta Swit's "Mrs. Robinson" turn, buy it.

relax and kick back with some crazy lingo and some tasty tasties in this hilarious comedy