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Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day: A Novel [Kindle Edition]

Toni McGee Causey
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (76 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Bobbie Faye Sumrall knows that a day without disaster is a day in someone else's life. Criminals have kidnapped her good-for-nothing brother and are demanding her Contraband Queen tiara--the only thing of her mama's she inherited--as random. So Bobbie Faye has to outwit the police, organized crime, former boyfriends, and a hostage she never intended to take (but who turns out to be damn sexy!), in order to rescue her brother, keep custody of her niece, and get back in time to take her place as Queen in the Lake Charles Contraband Festival (think Mardi Gras, with more drinking and pirates).
 
Luckily, Bobbie Faye knows how to handle guns, outsmart angry mama bears, drive a speedboat, and get herself out of--and into--almost every kind of trouble. If only that pesky state police detective (who also happens to be a pissed-off ex-boyfriend) would stay out of her way . . .
 
"Bobbie Faye is a true original and Toni McGee Causey a true talent!"
--Melissa Senate, author of See Jane Date and Love You To Death
 
"I love Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day by Toni McGee Causey. The tears are still running down my cheeks from laughing. Oh, my. What talent. What verve. What NERVE!"
--Gayle Lynds, New York Times bestselling author of The Last Spymaster
 
 



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From Publishers Weekly

Starred Review. Set in Lake Charles, La., Causey's hilarious, pitch-perfect debut chronicles one day in the life of 28-year-old Bobbie Faye Sumrall, a magnet for mayhem who feels "a day without disaster would be a day in someone else's life." For starters, a faulty washing machine floods the trailer home she shares with her five-year-old niece. Then she learns that kidnappers are holding Roy, her rogue of a younger brother, for ransom and want nothing less than the tiara inherited from her mother that Bobbie Faye plans to wear as the queen of the upcoming pirate-themed Contraband Days Festival. After a simple bank trip turns into a nightmare and thieves get away with the tiara, Bobbie Faye commandeers a truck and its hunky driver, Trevor, for a wild chase through bayou country. Friends cheer her on, while others take bets on her next calamity. Causey doesn't miss a beat in this wonderful, wacky celebration of Southern eccentricity. (May)
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Bobbie Faye Sumrall is a one-woman demolition derby, a certifiable spitfire with a mean mouth, meaner attitude, and a head-bashingly awful streak of luck. The one good thing in her life is her tenure as the reigning queen of Lake Charles, Louisiana's Contraband Days festival, an exalted title bequeathed to her by her late mother that entitles her to wear the tiara made by her great-times-four grandfather. It's a tacky thing, to be sure, but still the most precious possession she has. So when her lowlife brother is kidnapped and the tiara demanded as ransom, Bobbie Faye must figure out how to rescue him without relinquishing the crown. General mayhem ensues: banks are robbed, hostages taken, trucks shot, buildings blown up. Pretty much a normal day in the life of Bobbie Faye. For erstwhile Ya-Ya Sisters and readers who like their heroines hot-blooded, Causey's feisty and foul-mouthed but lovable party queen is a welcome new addition to the parade of plucky good ol' southern gals. Carol Haggas
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Product Details

  • File Size: 580 KB
  • Print Length: 340 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0312354487
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; 1st edition (May 27, 2008)
  • Sold by: Macmillan
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B003JBICKC
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #301,659 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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18 of 19 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Toni Causey's very (very, very, very) good debut May 23, 2007
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Bobbie Faye Sumrall is the type of gal a guy could really be attracted to--in the same way a moth is attracted to a flame. This tart-tongued Cajun's day starts out with the destruction of her trailer and with her accidental parcticipation in a bank robbery, and this is before things start going downhill. Bobbie Faye is Contraband Days queen, and at the center of this insane romp of kidnapping, intrigue, suspicion, threats, car chases, gunfire, voodoo and a string of utter disasters is Bobby Faye's homely tiara. Bad guys want it and will kill to get it, even though it seems to be worthless; Bobbie Faye won't give it up because it represents her family's highest achievement.

Toni Causey's achievement is to pack so much disaster (and laughter) into a single day. Bobbie Faye's Very (Very, Very, Very) Bad Day is a lively, thoroughly enjoyable summer read.
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18 of 22 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars not a new Bobbie Faye adventure June 27, 2009
By fezabel
Format:Mass Market Paperback
This is the exact same book as Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day. If it says anywhere on the book that it's a reprint, then it's very tiny print on the bottom of the back cover.

I love the story. I don't love the way the publisher has duped readers in order to boost book sales.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hello Bobby Faye. Watch out world. May 20, 2007
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The canon of southern literature has a new voice. It belongs to Bobby Faye Sumrall and she's mad as hell. Bobby Faye is a human disaster magnet. She shoots better than a man, swears better than a sailor, kicks... well, you don't want to know what she kicks, and she doesn't know why the universe keeps sending bad luck her way but she sure does believe the best defense is a good offense. Toni Causey's hilarious cast of characters will rock and blast you through the worst day on the planet. You'll love the ride. But most of all, youy'll love Bobby Faye for being cute and dangerous at the same time and for showing you that falling in love isn't an emotional experience, it's an endurance trial.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars wild lighthearted bayou tale May 19, 2007
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In Lake Charles, Louisiana, twenty-eight years old Bobbie Faye Sumrall wonders what evil she must have done in a previous life to have so many catastrophes. Everyday is a day in which Murphy of law fame proves an optimist in Bobby Faye's mind. Somehow whatever could go wrong does; if by some miracle a day without disaster occurs, Bobbie Faye assumes she was either dreaming or living someone else's life.

Take today, a normal day in the life of the mistress of disaster. The washing machine inundates her trailer home with biblical level flood waters. Kidnappers have abducted her younger brother Roy (she does feel sorry for the felons) demanding her tiara as ransom. Although she needs the tiara to wear as queen of the Contraband Days Festival, she plans to do the right thing if not for Roy, for her five-year-old niece who lives with her. However, at the bank to get the tiara, thieves steal her precious jewelry. Bobbie Faye forces driver Trevor to take her in his truck to follow those thieves. This is just another day in the life of the mistress of disaster.

This is a wild lighthearted bayou tale stars a heroine who feels like a cloud is always over her head (think of JOE BTFSPLK of Li'l Abner fame). The story line is a zany series of vignettes as one thing after another goes wrong, which to Bobbie Faye is the norm in her mad, mad, mad, mad world. BOBBIE FAYE'S VERY (VERY, VERY, VERY) BAD DAY is a very good day for readers.

Harriet Klausner
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Grab your beach towel and suntan lotion -- May 22, 2007
By Patti
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This is the beach read of the summer!

If you love Janet Evanovich and Carl Hiassen, you will adore Bobbie Faye.

This book made me laugh until I hurt. It's funny and exciting and romantic. Be sure you pick up your copy and read it -- you'll be glad you did.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars What a romp!! July 29, 2008
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Look out Stephanie Plum here comes Bobbie Faye Sumrall! Bobbie Faye is one of the best characters to come along in a while and in this debut novel, you quickly become a fan. Bobbie Faye will have you laughing from the beginning of this book to the end. Her adventure will leave you breathless and begging for more.

I am very anxious to see what Bobbie Faye will be getting into in her next adventure.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Many things to love about this book January 25, 2008
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I recently attended a panel discussion of authors in which one of those in attendance indicated that he didn't think of BOBBIE FAYE'S VERY (VERY, VERY, VERY) BAD DAY, Toni McGee Causey's debut novel, as a thriller. Fair enough. But I beg to differ, and mightily. Everything in this impressive work screams thriller. You have your explosions. You have your karate. You have your sex --- chaste, yes, but some of the descriptions of Bobbie Faye Sumrall, the erstwhile heroine of the piece, are difficult to get out of your mind. Thriller? Yes. Nonstop action, mystery and suspense. And laughs as well.

Anyone who has ever awakened to find that their day has started without them and already rolled behind the eight-ball will identify with Bobbie Faye, whose morning begins with a household crisis of mini-biblical proportions and flows downhill from there. On what should be the best day of her year --- when she reigns as queen of the Lake Charles, Louisiana Contraband Days Festival --- Bobbie Faye has to deal with the kidnapping of Roy, her no-good, waste-of-skin brother, the theft of her tiara (which is the only thing she inherited from her mother) and a police manhunt of which she is the subject. All Bobbie Faye has to do is recover her tiara, give it to her brother's kidnappers as ransom, keep what is left of her trailer from being ransacked, hold Children's Services at bay so they don't abscond with her niece, and reign supreme as festival queen.

How is Bobbie Faye going to do it? Easy. She kidnaps a guy in a bank parking lot. And her luck may be running true to form. Trevor, her "victim," is just a little too worldly, knows a bit too much about guns, helicopters and lock-picking, and is really good looking.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable Read
Enjoyable read, but did get a little tedious and some of the characters are stereotypical.
Published 4 days ago by Joseph Phillips
4.0 out of 5 stars There were scenes set in an activity common to the area that are...
The whole Bobbie Faye series is a hoot. It is a farfetched but version of some of the characteristics of life in Southern Louisanna. Read more
Published 5 days ago by Printophile
4.0 out of 5 stars A Great Series to Read
I had a bit of a hard time getting into the book, but after a fee chapters I was hooked! The book was action-packed with lots of twists and turns. Read more
Published 26 days ago by Stacey
4.0 out of 5 stars Four Stars
Fun book to read!!!
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Very entertaining
A friend recommended this book and it was a real pleasure to be able to laugh mos to of the way through the book. Great character in Bobbie Faye and her family. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Pat
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the best books I have read in a long time
I found this book in a motel library. What a surprise! I'm glad I was able to download the rest of the books in the trilogy right away. Read more
Published 3 months ago by mYbks
5.0 out of 5 stars non-stop action read
Wasn't sure about it when I started but quickly I couldn't put it down. Glad I bought two more of her books. Do I dare start reading at 11pm I might not sleep all night
Published 4 months ago by Susan P Spurgeon
1.0 out of 5 stars not at all what i expected...
book gave me a headache...not at all what i expected. relied on reviews of others-different strokes for different folks! maybe Family Jewels will be better..
Published 12 months ago by Linda
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!!
Book 1. Bobbie Faye's tiara is wanted by a bad guy who kidnapped her brother & a rogueFBI agent, Zeke. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Linda Langford
5.0 out of 5 stars Great read
A very smart, clever, novel by a woman who knows her craft. Sassy and well written, thus is a great start to the works of Mrs. Causey. Read more
Published 12 months ago by lancewe
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More About the Author

Toni McGee Causey is the author of the critically acclaimed and nationally bestselling "Bobbie Faye" novels--an action/caper series set in south Louisiana; the series was released in back-to-back publications, beginning with CHARMED AND DANGEROUS, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE GUNS, and WHEN A MAN LOVES A WEAPON. She is also a contributor to the USA Today Bestselling anthology LOVE IS MURDER, as well as the KILLER YEAR and the DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO MISS NEW ORLEANS anthologies.

While pursuing an MFA in Screenwriting, Toni had scripts optioned by prominent studios and recently produced an indie film, LA-308, which now has offers of distribution pending. Toni began her career by writing non-fiction for local newspapers, edited Baton Rouge Magazine, and sold articles to places like Redbook and Mademoiselle. In her copious spare time, she practiced her Ninja skills, though she can't prove it because no one ever saw her.

She and her husband, Carl, thrive in the French Quarter, where they're not the craziest ones on the block. Sometimes, they're not even second craziest. She and Carl have also owned and operated a civil construction company for over thirty years [hence, the crazy], with projects all over Louisiana, Mississippi, and south-eastern Texas. They are also working on a home/remodeling project in the Quarter. Her grown sons survived her (they might say 'barely' but they don't get to write the bio, ha!), with one becoming a SWAT police officer and one becoming a Firefighter. [In other words, Toni rarely sleeps.] Meanwhile, she and Carl are absolutely frothing-at-the-mouth proud of the two g-kids and three step-ish-g-kids (it's complicated, but it's all good).

One day, when she's grown up enough, she's going to get another puppy. This may take a while.

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