Customer Reviews

Body Armour

5 star:		(2)
4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(0)
2 star:		(3)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

From the artificial dialogue, to the amateurish acting, to the clumsy editing, illogical plot line, and missing scenes, this movie (starring one of my favorite actors of all time, Chazz P.) contains almost nothing worth watching . Character development is non-existent, machoism rules supreme, and little makes real-world sense in this rather silly film. (Dang, but I hate to say that about a Chazz P. movie!)

Very, very avoidable is "Body Armour."

This movie was very thin on plot, highly predictable, full of cliches and very weak dialog. Full of action though the fight choreography could have been so much better, I don't think I've seen much worse. Overall, I'd say pass on this one.

this movie was garbage, i was very disapointed. i thought because of the plot and the actors it would be a decent movie,BOY WAS I WRONG! i love chazz palminteri as an actor but in this movie he sucked. i even like til schweiger but he stinked also, as a matter of fact all the acting in this movie did! ABSOLUTELY DO NOT RECCOMEND THIS MOVIE AT ALL!!! DO NOT EVEN RENT THIS CRAP!

I was surprised by the amount of action and style this relatively unknown film has, Chazz Palminteri is simply fantastic as a (spoiler!) dying assassin who has come out of hiding to reconcile with his long lost daughter. Til Schweiger is a real bad*ss as a retired bodyguard who must protect him from the criminal bosses who are hunting him. It's an emotional portrayal of a unsympathetic evil man by Chazz, and it works. Some of the supporting characters are real oddballs, but that just adds to the fun. The locations in Barcelona are beautiful.

I think this movie is a really funny and fun piece of poop. I actually enjoyed it.

the movie has a glitch in it when it first starts, took several tryies to get it to play, besides that its a good movie

This movie isn't good as I thought it will be! So I rate it as FAIR growing old to POOR.