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19 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
I am ashamed, but I love this movie,
By michaelyorke34@hotmail.com (morecambe, UK) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Body of Evidence [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Ok, so the plot of this film may be laughable - the only person who seems to break the lawis dafoe's character (who illegally has sexual relations with his client, and commits rape), but that's not the point of watching this movie. The reason I would recommend this film is simple - watching madonna, the sexiest woman ever, doing what she does best. She looks incredible, and her performance is excellent. The only criticisms I would have of 'body of evidence' are that we seem to see dafoe naked more often than madonna, and the sex scenes have large sections edited out of them. The film's most (in)famous scene, where madonna seduces dafoe, ties him up with his own belt then teases and tortures him by pouring hot wax onto his body is, in my opinion, the sexiest ever commited to celluloid, with great preformances from both actors. Quite frankly, I can't beleive how lucky willem dafoe is, getting paid to film this scene with madonna. The 'twist' at the end of the movie is predictable and pretty dull, but I give 'body of evidence' five out of five for madonna's unbelievable body.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Ridiculously predictable,
By Alyssa (New York) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Body of Evidence (Unrated Version) [VHS] (VHS Tape)
This movie is predictable from the beginning to the end. Even the incredibly sexy Willem Defoe could not redeem the plot. Although he was the only thing keeping me from stopping to watch the movie.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Not as bad as Madonna-haters would have you think,
By A Customer
This review is from: Body of Evidence (Unrated Version) [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Although, not the most brilliant movie ever made it iscertainly not the worst. Madonna was herald as the reason this moviewas so horrible, but if you notice her performance in no better or worse than any of the other actors. And,as always she bares the entire burden of our (the public's) hang-ups. You know what though? All that aside, it's a fairly decent movie. I mean, it does, at least have a plot, and there is suspense and sex (general movie fare). If you're a fan of the now ethereal girl, this is a gem and milestone from her past.
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Five stars for the argument,
This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
Body of evidenceIt's a murder mystery and a courtroom drama. What is very interesting though is that there are, in fact, two trials in one. The first is the murder itself. The second, subliminally but more overt as things progress, is about what the conservative mind would refer to (perhaps) as deviant sex: handcuffs, restraints and making love in a public place for example; in this case, a poorly lit multi-storey car park. As such, a serious argument is presented in favour of the non-conventional view of sex; one that is fun and exciting but of course, only when both parties agree. It is certainly a view I subscribe to and have written about. The verbal descriptions elicit reactions in court. The encounters between the main protagonists are strong (watch the uncensored version; mine had both on the one disk). What was particularly impressive was the acting of Madonna. I have never thought of her as an attractive woman in the conventional visual sense but she certainly conveys a predatory hunger in this movie. The fact that she was much younger than the man she was in love with resonates; I have been there. I give it five stars because it presents the case for an aspect of life - terrific sex - that so many decline to acknowledge. Ian Hunter. Author of `e-Love'.
21 of 29 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Madonna can't act!!!!,
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This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
Plot Details: This opinion reveals major details about the movie's plot.After the surprise success of 1992's controversial erotic thriller Basic Instinct, studios starting snatching up every similar script floating around in an attempt to cash in on that film's success. One of the most infamous attempts at ripping off Basic Instinct was the 1993 Madonna vehicle entitled Body of Evidence. Before the movie's initial theatrical release, there was a considerable buzz surrounding the movie's numerous explicit sex scenes between Madonna and a slumming Willem Dafoe. People were talking about how in-your-face these scenes were. There also were some rumors that some of the sex scenes weren't completely faked. But the movie ran into huge problems with the MPAA and almost all of the sex got cut out of the R-rated theatrical version. Regardless, the movie was pretty awful regardless and died a quick death at the box office. It also really hurt Madonna's credibility at that time and was viewed as severely damaging to her overall career. When it was released on video, MGM released it in both its R-rated version as well as an unrated cut that restored all of the explicit sex that had to be removed from the R version. (The unrated cut is the version that I'm basing my review on BTW). It's also been rumored that the European cut is still even more explicit than even the unrated American cut but I haven't seen it to compare and sitting through this movie more than once might cause me irreperable brain damage. The plot involves Rebecca Carlson (Madonna) who has been accused of murdering her much older lover by deliberately having kinky sex with him despite his severe heart condition. Frank Dulaney (Willem Dafoe) is a defense attorney who gets assigned to her case. He is married to Sharon (Julianne Moore) and has a son. Robert Garrett (Joe Mantegna) is the prosecutor. During the trial the highly flirtatious and kinky Rebecca begins to weave a spell over Frank and pretty soon he's having a torrid affair with her while the trial is still going on. He does a decent job keeping it from his wife for awhile , but naturally, she eventually finds out. There's also the deceased man's secretary Joanne (Anne Archer) who is convinced that Madonna killed him to get his riches but it turns out that Joanne may have been much closer to her employer than just working for him. The plot chugs along to a thoroughly predictable climax and mainly serves as a canvas for some surprisingly explicit and energetic (though about as far from erotic as you can get) simulated sex scenes. I'll admit that some of these scenes went quite a bit farther than I was expecting them to go (the scene in the parking garage where they do it on the hood of a car for instance). I'm really not sure how the director thought much of the sex footage would get past the MPAA relatively intact when he had a scene of a nude-from-the-waste-down Madonna literally sitting on Willem Dafoe's face (in fairly graphic detail) on the hood of his car while he performs oral sex on her. There is also the infamous scene of Madonna pouring hot candle wax all over Willem that in another movie with a much more convincing (and better) actress and director, it could have been very kinky and erotic. Here it just plays out as silly and unintentionally funny. The reason that this turkey is still worth checking out is that it is very clear that everyone involved wasn't taking this movie that seriously. A lot of the performances are extremely tongue in cheek. Not that it makes it any better mind you. But it's one of the most unintentionally funny movies that I've watched in quite some time. Madonna can't act to save her life, but a lot of her scenes had me laughing until I was in tears. Even though she displays an apparent willingness to let it all hang out, so to speak, she literally keeps just one expression on her face throughout practically the whole movie. Willem Dafoe fares a little better, as does the always lovely Julianne Moore (who also has a prettty explicit, but quick, sex scene with Willem Dafoe), but there's only so much you can do acting wise with characters and a plot as silly as this. The rest of the cast serves more or less as just filler and plays their characters just like the stereotypes that they are that normally populate erotic thrillers such as this. The film does boast some considerably better cinmatography and direction than the material required. Director Uli Edel apparently has a good eye for detail and mood, but all of his efforts are wasted in the nonstop parade of stupidity. I guess if you're a big fan of Madonna, the thought of seeing her nude and in some explicit sexual situations is reason enough to check this movie out. But I really haven't been able to stand her throughout most of her career and have always found her to be somewhat of a joke (singing or acting wise). While this movie strives way too hard to be Basic Instinct 2, what it forgot is that the reason that Basic Instinct worked was that it actually had a good script in addition to a lead actress in Sharon Stone who was unbelievably hot as well as being a great actress. Madonna doesn't look bad nude, in fact she has a pretty happening body. She does an ample amount of full frontal nudity throughout the film so fans take not. But at this point in her career she had made her living at flaunting herself at any and every opputunity and I had just gotten to the point where she doesn't do a thing for me, nude or otherwise. I've been extremely desensitized to her routine. This movie came close to being a career killer for all involved, but with the slew of similar erotic thrillers that were being dumped into thrillers around that point (Sliver, Jade) people just ended up forgetting about this movie. While I think that there's some entertainment value to be found in this movie (though it's all unintentional), a lot of people will find this movie thoroughly derivative and poorly made. But, I still recommend it to people since it is so silly and goofy. It's really good for a few laughs. (BTW if you are a fan of the now defunct show Mystery Science Theater 3000, this is an incredibly easy (and fun) movie to rip apart). The recent DVD released by MGM has both the unrated and rated versions of the film on either side of the disc. Most curiousity seekers will probably just stick with the unrated version for the extra nudity/sex. The movie is present in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen but the only extra is the theatrical trailer and an awful 8 minute featurette on the making of this awful but unintentionally hilarious film. Body of Evidence is unrated and contains explicit sexual content & nudity, graphic language and violence. The edited R rated version contains strong sexual content, nudity, strong language and violence.
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
A good film that Madonna haters love to slack....sad,
By A Customer
This review is from: Body of Evidence (Unrated Version) [VHS] (VHS Tape)
What is it about Madonna people hate so much? I personally think she just has so much fun it makes everyone sick. This movie had great acting, a better plot then Basic Instinct, deeper suspense then Sliver, and much more sex appeal then most movies of this kind.If your not one of those people trying to crucify Madonna, give this film a shot.
7 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
This movie isn't as bad as you think,
By Kevin M. "Kevin M." (Milwaukee, WI) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
Madonna's track record with movies has not been too good. When this movie was released it was trashed by the critics, but I believe it was in part because it was released at the same time as her Sex book and Erotica CD. Most of the public were fed up with Madonna and sex and people basically ignored this movie and one of her best CD's, Erotica.Madonna plays Rebecca Carlson who is accused of killing her lover with sex for his millions. Rebecca then gets involved with her attorney in some over the top sex scenes (candle wax and a broken light bulb). Madonna is particularily good during the trial scenes (her acting isn't as bad as some make it out to be)and the ending will blow you away, it definitely took me by surprise. I would definitely give this movie a chance and look past the fact that it is Madonna and just enjoy the movie.
9 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
This should've been the end,
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This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
This should've been the end of Madonna's movie career and the fact that it wasn't proves that the folks in Hollywood are no smarter than the rest of us. Body of Evidence is one of the most unintenionally funny wastes of film I've ever seen. The sex scenes are not sexy. Madonna spends a lot of time semi naked but her body is not particularly attractive. William DaFoe looked like he was ashamed throughout the movie and the script stinks too. That's about all I can say.
9 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Love Madonna, hated the movie,
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This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
Body of Evidence is a classic example of a good cast, but bad script and directng. The premise is a stretch; no one can stand trial for murder if it was consensual sex and drug use. The acting is not really that bad, it's just that the actors look fatigued and not entirely thrilled with their lines or direction. It's easy to make Madonna the scapegoat because she's a controversial public figure. However, it takes an entire cast and crew to ruin a movie. This failure was truly a TEAM effort. Poor Willem Defoe and Anne Archer...they valiantly tried to save this turkey, but to no avail. Madonna has the potential to be a good actress if she has a better script and perhaps some classes wouldn't hurt. Nevertheless, she has a presence and charisma that's hard to ignore. Overall, the movie was tiring, not thrilling enough and a mess of bad lines and a muddled plot. This movie is only for die-hard Madonna fans only. Madonna shines much more in Evita, Desperately Seeking Susan and A League of Their Own.
2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Worth it for a couple of scenes,
By Viewer (Australia) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Body of Evidence (DVD)
The story and acting are appalling, but this is worthwhile simply to appreciate Madonna's body. The scene where she is handcuffed and gets it in the exit hole is exceptional. Otherwise this movie is a turkey.
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