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Body Language

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Heidi does it again, with her debut single! With one fell swoop, she proves the exception to the rule is no mean feat.

Imagine, if you will, an artist who combines the rhythmic instincts of a latter-day Sousa, the hedonistic harmonies of Ravi Shankar, and the almost too-cool insouciance of Jackie Mason. But as a girl! A hot girl!

Now make her almost bionically enhanced, with all the latest and greatest alterations medical science has to offer.

But you don't need to imagine it! It's here! It's Heidi!

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I hate this song "Body Language" by Heidi Montag. It's a rip-off of Britney Spears's song "I'm a Slave 4 U." I did listen to it before. This song is really stupid. Just say no to recycled manufactured pop junk!

Heidi's first proposed mainstream single, the mysteriously underrated "Body Language", is one of the best pure dance singles in recent times.

Picture this: Olivia Newton John's groundbreaking "Physical" modernized into an even bigger dance extravaganza as you'd expect if it were performed by a cross between Britney Spears and Cascada. The result is pure dynamite for the dance floor.

Heidi may be underrated as a dance artist, but she can't complain too much - I don't foresee anyone from The Real World ever getting this much press.