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Worst writer in history!, January 4, 2012
Where do I begin?!? What a total waste of time, money and paper. Sevastian Winters' writing style is laborious to read. Once you finish a paragraph, you need to take a rest. I only got to page 23 and had to throw it in the trash. The only reason I gave this a single star was because there was nothing lower than that to choose from.
Bonfire Stories is aptly named. If you happen to be one of the unfortunates to come across this book, the best place for it is a bonfire. Not only do I want my money back, I want the 15 minutes of my life wasted. Usually I don't dump on writers this hard, but the pretentious way in which this, so-called writer writes, is like some over pompous bully in high school, strutting around and pontificating about his playground conquests.
All I can say is that Sevastian Winters has a long way to go as a writer. In fact, the author should strive for mediocrity, as that should be the next level up from where he's at now.
His writing style is pedestrian, while his poor imagination bogs down. His storyline is vague, soupy thin, and lacks any real tension. His characters seem opaque and contrived. After reading this I feel like scooping my eyeballs out with a spoon and cleansing the sockets with bleach.
The fact that this story actually managed to make it to this site without imploding from its own foul weight is compelling proof that there is no God. Winters effort leaves one with the manhandled sensation of one who overcompensates with lack of finesse by lustily barking enthusiasm.
If you are considering reading this story, let me suggest an alternative course of action. Take twenty dollars out of your wallet, burn it, then slam your genitalia in a car door several times. This will re-create the same general experience while saving you the lengthy time it takes you to read it.
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This book belongs in the bathroom..., September 15, 2010
This book belongs in the bathroom, or anywhere else you might find yourself with ten minutes to spare.
I used to read voraciously, but found it harder and harder to get the time to tackle full-length fiction novels. So few authors are devoting energy to short stories these days so finding Sevastian's stories was a real boon. Much like Roald Dahl's under appreciated short stories targeted at adults, Sevastian doesn't confine himself to one genre and moves from horror to psychological thriller to sci fi to tear jerker with ease.
I particularly enjoyed fast food jockey.
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Enchanting Read for Busy Lives, May 14, 2010
Sevastian Winters is a true Master at his craft. He writes with so much flavor that I'm licking my lips for more. These stories are simply enchanting. Some are even disturbing but you will not be able to say they didn't make you think or feel something deep. He writes so vividly that you will picture the scenes and become entangled in each moment as he creates a powerful spell with words. I feel as if he pushed several emotional buttons in his compilation of these intense short stories. They are much like condensed soup without adding water--very potent! These stories are perfect for busy lives. You could fit a couple into a break at work or a quick bedtime read--but I haven't tried reading by the bonfire just yet. He brings the fire and all you need to do is turn the pages and let the words warm you. Sevastian also introduces us to a special guest writer but I will not divulge the details here. A must read! Magena Fawn
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