Books for my friends' potential offspring

A Listmania! list by M. Miller
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The list author says: "This is a list of books I wish to inflict upon my friends should they choose to breed."
Keep Our Secrets
1.  Keep Our Secrets by Jordan Crane
$15.95   Used & New from: $0.01
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (12 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Go the F**k to Sleep
2.  Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
$8.97   Used & New from: $0.65
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2,155 customer reviews) | 25 customer discussions

The Dangerous Alphabet
3.  The Dangerous Alphabet by Neil Gaiman
$6.04   Used & New from: $2.14
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (76 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
4.  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
$12.23   Used & New from: $0.01
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,047 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

The Wolves in the Walls
5.  The Wolves in the Walls by Neil Gaiman
$6.43   Used & New from: $0.03
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (119 customer reviews)

The Graveyard Book
6.  The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
$6.29   Used & New from: $1.42
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1,362 customer reviews) | 9 customer discussions

Coraline
7.  Coraline by Neil Gaiman
$6.29   Used & New from: $0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (892 customer reviews)

Scary Stories Treasury
8.  Scary Stories Treasury by Alvin Schwartz
Used & New from: $0.01
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (409 customer reviews)

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The Complete Wreck (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Books 1-13)
9.  The Complete Wreck (A Series of Unfortunate Events, Books 1-13) by Lemony Snicket
$96.81   Used & New from: $52.50
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (272 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Monsters Eat Whiny Children
10.  Monsters Eat Whiny Children by Bruce Eric Kaplan
$14.49   Used & New from: $3.27
4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (88 customer reviews)

All My Friends Are Dead
11.  All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen
$7.48   Used & New from: $0.12
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (488 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Star Trek Book of Opposites
12.  Star Trek Book of Opposites by David Borgenicht
$7.96   Used & New from: $0.77
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (48 customer reviews)

That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale
13.  That's Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale by Matt Mogk
$7.56   Used & New from: $0.63
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (72 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions