I was given this pillow as a gag gift for my birthday this last Hallowe'en. I laughed, and looked sheepish, and did all the things that we must do when presented with a humorous gift. I put it on my head, and stuffed it into my shirt with the arm hanging out like an extraneous limb, my friends howled with laughter. Later that night, I used it as a neck support while reading in bed, and dozed off. I awoke some hours later in a state of panic, my cat hissing and backing across the bed, as I felt the pillow's soft fingers slipping into my mouth. The arm and body were wrapped around my neck tightly, and the hand was forcing itself between my teeth. I ripped it away and threw it across the room, and turned on the light. I found it working its way across the room toward the bed, writhing and whipping like some huge worm. I grabbed it and tied it in a knot, and tossed it into the fireplace. I poured rubbing alcohol over it and lit it, and remembered to open the flue just in time. Being mostly polyester, it melted more than burned, but it stopped moving. As it burned, the melting plastic made some strange noises, like wet giggling sounds and a weird sort of distant piping. I'm giving it 2 stars because even though it's pretty good quality and it was fun at first, gifts shouldn't try to climb into your mouth in the middle of the night.