Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! [Hardcover]

Todd Harris Goldman (Author, Illustrator)

Book Description

Girls, here it is—everything you need to know about boys: 1. Boys come from the Stupid Factory. 2. Boys are pretty much smelly and useless. 3. It is possible to have fun with boys, however..... 4. If you decide to keep a boyfriend, he will need to be housebroken.

With a South Park-for-girls edgy freshness, artist and entrepreneur (David & Goliath clothing) Todd Harris Goldman updates the eternal battle of the sexes. And this time the girls win. Packaged in soft, puffy cover (so if you do keep a boyfriend around the house, he won't hurt himself too much when he tries to figure out what it is by putting it in his mouth), this bright, irreverent book is the perfect girlfriend gift .

No boys were hurt during the making of this book.

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About the Author

Todd Harris Goldman himself a weirdo, began doodling on T-shirts in 1999. The next year his father loaned him the money to start David & Goliath, and the company took off, tapping into the teen and twenty-something zeitgeist and generating $100 million in sales. Mr. Goldman lives in Clearwater, Florida.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 80 pages
• Publisher: Workman Publishing Company (April 4, 2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0761135936
• ISBN-13: 978-0761135937
• Product Dimensions: 6.1 x 5.6 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 2.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (32 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #383,567 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
  • #30 in Books > 4-for-3 Books > Arts & Photography > Graphic Design > Cartooning
  • #97 in Books > 4-for-3 Books > Entertainment > Humor > Love, Sex & Marriage

More About the Author

Todd Goldman is an innovative genius. As the creator and founder of the coolest clothing and accessory company on the planet, david & goliath, he works very hard to come up with new and exciting products that make people laugh. Todd has been doing stupid drawings since he was a kid, and he now lives and works in Florida.

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

61 of 71 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Todd Goldman Steals art and content from other artists, April 12, 2007

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Scott - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! (Hardcover)

Goldman has been accused of stealing dozens of ideas for his shirts and art from other artists. The accusations are that many of these images are copied almost directly from the originating piece, sometimes even traced, and in some cases, taken directly from Google Image Search and Microsoft Clip Art. Goldman has profited upwards of 100 million dollars from selling these images. Anyone thinking of buying this book and giving him more money should do a search for "Todd Goldman plagiarism" to decide for yourself if it's worth it to give your money to this guy.

21 of 25 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Please, somebody, explain to me in what sense this book is 'light hearted' or 'humorous'.., September 27, 2009

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Curtis D. Ader - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! (Hardcover)

Please read the book, and pay attention when you get to the page where the girl kicks the boy in the crotch.

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Would someone please explain to me what's 'funny' about it?

Try gender reversal: Please imagine a companion book titled "Girls are stupid, throw rocks at them" and include a graphic image of a boy kicking a girl in the genitalia.

Now, use the former to explain what's funny about the latter.

The mind reels at the thought: I personally cannot imagine that any reasonable person would honestly find either to be genuinely humorous.

In my opinion it's 'funny' all right, but not in the humorous sense.

Or, perhaps, I'm simply an out-of-touch old fogie who still clings to the quaint notion that kicking a person in the genitalia constitutes a violent act of sexual assault.

27 of 33 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Don't support this art thief, October 2, 2007

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OG (Los Angeles, CA USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! (Hardcover)

Steals artwork from other artists and passes it off as his own. Check out the wikipdedia article for many examples.