In Bras and Penus on a Date you'll learn how to survive the seven stages of dating: Depression, when your life rots; Protection, when you don't want tots; Obsession, when you get the hots; Repulsion, when you get the snots; Suffocation, when your relationship clots; Evacuation, when you get the trots; Desperation, when your love life rots. Plus you'll learn that: It's better to have loved and lost than to be run over by a tractor, but not by much. Women believe complaining burns calories because nice women are usually fatter than the bitchy ones. Men don't want to have sex in space because afterwards they can't get up and leave. Ever since the caveman days, men have been the hunters while women have been the hinters. Condoms can't protect you from the worst danger of the dating jungle, love, unless you wear a big one on your head.
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bras and penus on a date,
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This review is from: Bras and Penus on a Date: A Guide for Surviving the 7 Stages of Dating to Create a Loving, Lasting, Subpeona-Free Relationship (Paperback)
Although this book is a parody of the Mars and Venus trilogy, it is one I could not put down and sat on a stool in the book store laughing out loud. I had to buy it in order to finish it without being thrown out of the store on my ear. It is well worth reading, especially if you need a good laugh concerning the ongoing saga of dating. What a find!
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A hysterical look at dating.,
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What A laugh! This books is just superb.An ideal present for anyone and they will remember you forever.Its nice to take a humourous look at dating while you're single and even if you're married too.A great book for everyone.
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