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Break the News to Me Gently [Kindle Edition]

Tim Patrick

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Book Description

Humorous Headlines from Obama's First Year in Office

2009 was a colorful year like no other with its shift of national economies into record red ink, the rise of America’s first black president, and the drooling passion for ten-foot-tall, blue-skinned 3D aliens. It’s no wonder that headlines like these were ignored by reputable news organizations:

- Tea Party protests in Washington get ugly as milk and lemon factions turn on each other.
- Post Office to change its name to "United States Netflix Delivery Service."
- Oil rises to $78 per barrel on fears that oil may rise to $80 per barrel.

Stuffed with over 500 essential and frivolous headlines, Break the News to Me Gently will make everyone else in the unemployment line wonder what’s so funny.

Product Details

  • File Size: 100 KB
  • Print Length: 58 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0037Z6JVY
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,273,538 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Tim Patrick is an author and computer consultant with nearly thirty years of experience in software development and technical writing. He has published many books and articles on technical, religious, humorous, and general topics. His humor works have appeared in national magazines such as The Humor Times and The Wittenburg Door. In 2007, Microsoft presented him with its Most Valuable Professional (MVP) award in recognition of the benefits his writings bring to software developers. Tim earned his undergraduate degree in Computer Science from Seattle Pacific University. For even more information, visit his web site: wellreadman.com


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