Product Details

• Actors: Heather Ann Davis, Frank Pacheco, Eric Callero, Danny Trejo, Emma Bell
• Directors: Craig Moss
• Format: AC-3, Closed-captioned, Color, Director's Cut, Dolby, NTSC, Subtitled, Widescreen
• Language: English
• Subtitles: English, Spanish
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: Unrated
• Studio: Lions Gate
• DVD Release Date: March 27, 2012
• Run Time: 82 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 3.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B006W4KVH0
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #75,361 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga”: “New Moon” and “Eclipse”. Raunchy hilarity ensures when Bella’s life becomes threatened by the vengeful Victoria and her gang of blood sucking newborns and Edward and Jacob must put aside their differences in order to save her life ?From the director who brought you “The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About it” comes the new wildly funny spoof of the latest films from the “Twilight Saga"

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful

3.0 out of 5 stars LINDSEY LOHAN, PING PONG BALLS, AND A MULE March 10, 2012

By Michael TOP 500 REVIEWER

Format:Amazon Instant Video

With a title containing all the wit and wisdom of a nine year old, I kept my expectations exceedingly low, i.e. Tempe Video level. The movie is NOT a spoof on "Breaking Dawn" but rather a spoof on "Eclipse." "Breaking Dawn" is spoofed the last few minutes of the film. Breaking wind is something grossly associated with the wolves and Bella. It is overly used in the beginning of the film as well as the low brow sexual humor is excessive. There is a discussion of size of all the main characters sexual organs. "Cavernous" was used to describe Bella (Heather Ann Davis) who subscribes to "Ebony Thunder" magazine.

Edward (Eric Callero) has some issues with sex that blue pills can't help. Frank Pacheco portrays a rather portly shirtless Jacob who engages in a lot of toilet, implanting, and marking territory humor.

The overly excessive low brow humor diminishes to a tolerable level after Danny Trejo explains the story of the wolves and vampires. It is a humorous story, one I enjoyed as he confounds various movies into one tale. At this point the comedy becomes more of a real movie satire and relies less on cheap body part humor. I thought the actors played a good spoof role, although they should have done another take at the end with the child actors.

The film is supposed to be campy, and had they started with Danny Trejo or redid the gross beginning, it would easily be 4 stars. The spoof of people's dislike for Bella's repulsive character did give me some LOL moments.

As far as "Twilight" spoofs go, I would rank this above "Taintlight" but below "Vampires Suck."

F-bomb, sex spoof including oral and descriptions of gay sex, drawn human body parts, and fake male organs.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful

2.0 out of 5 stars Insufferable May 17, 2012

By Andy H.

Format:Amazon Instant Video|Amazon Verified Purchase

Don't rent this, even for a spoof, it's very low class. When it comes down to spoofs, just a little wit goes a long way and this falls well short.

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Still a Better Love-Story Than Twilight!!! May 1, 2012

By Pumpkin Man

Format:DVD

In the vein of Taintlight and Vampires Suck comes another dirty spoof of those sparkly glampire movies. This movie is basically a spoof of 'Eclipse' with a few references to the other movies. The movie is filled with toilet humor and random jokes. Bella is still just as melodramatic as ever and in love with Edward. Obese Jacob often tries to sleep with her, but gets turned down as always. Victoria is building an army of newbie vampires to kill Bella. It's up to the dim-witted Cullen family to stop her and the army. If you like sick over-the-top jokes, you'll like BREAKING WIND!!!