The Breakup Bible (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) [Library Binding]

Melissa Kantor (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: December 1, 2008

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. When her boyfriend dumps her, high school junior Jen Lewis wonders how she will survive the school year without him until her grandmother gives her a book called The Breakup Bible, which, by following a few simple commandments, is rumored to help women quickly recover from breakups.

Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

Junior Jen Lewis' life revolves around the school newspaper and her boyfriend, the paper's editor. So things really go south when Max dumps her, and Jen is left to wonder why and wander around hopelessly. When Jen's grandmother gives her Dr. Emory Emerson's The Breakup Bible, brimming with advice about moving on, Jen tosses it; she doesn't want to move on. Then, she learns that Max left her for another girl on the newspaper and decides she desperately needs the guidance. Written with wit and featuring a few fine plot twists, this will have teen girls nodding sympathetically. There's also a strong subplot centered on a newspaper article Jen and an African American friend are writing about the school's de facto segregation, which adds some heft to the oldest story in the world. A solid entry for chick-lit shelves. Cooper, Ilene --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

About the Author

Melissa Kantor is a teacher in Brooklyn, New York, where she lives with her husband, the poet Benjamin Gantcher, and their son. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Product Details

• Reading level: Ages 12 and up
  
• Library Binding: 265 pages
• Publisher: Turtleback (December 1, 2008)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1417828420
• ISBN-13: 978-1417828425
• Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.2 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)

More About the Author

Five fun facts about me:
1. The first time I ever kissed a boy, I made a complete fool out of myself. Right before we kissed, the boy asked, "Have you ever kissed anyone before?" I said, "No. Have you?" He said, "Yes." Then I said, "Oh, I forgot. I have too."
2. I'm a Capricorn.
3. I used to unbend a paper clip and put it on my teeth like a retainer because I wanted braces.
4. I didn't learn how to make a grilled cheese sandwich until I was in college. (Does anyone know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich? They're actually kind of hard to make!)
5. I failed Spanish.
Come read the first chapters of all my books for free at melissakantor.com.

Customer Reviews

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Not Broken Up About Finishing It, January 8, 2009

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Rossana Snee "Book-a-holic" (Lakewood, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Breakup Bible (Paperback)

This book was so so for me. As far as YA books go, this was not the best. I had a hard time with the main character pining for Max the entire novel. Also, difficult for me was two teens drinking Sangria at a restaurant. Come on. They're teens for crying out loud. And they were served alcohol at a restaurant? Although the book wasn't terrible, I would not put it on my list of books to recommend.

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Courtesy of Teens Read Too, April 10, 2007

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TeensReadToo "Eat. Drink. Read. Be Merrier." (All Over the US & Canada) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Breakup Bible (Hardcover)

Jennifer had the perfect boyfriend, the All-American Boy, Max Brown, who she has had a crush on since kindergarten. Everything was fine and peachy for them, or at least that is what Jennifer believed. Out of nowhere Max tells her that he has been thinking about this a lot and just ends their relationships. Heartbroken, Jennifer has no idea what went wrong and is having trouble seeking out the answers, most likely because all she can do is cry in her room.

Jennifer's grandmother believes that the only way she can get over the relationship is by reading The Breakup Bible, the pink book with a golden heart torn in the middle, written by Dr. Emory Emerson. At first Jennifer is still too shaken up about the relationship that she can't even think of her ex's five faults (step one of The Breakup Bible). Jennifer is too busy thinking that Max has figured out that he has made the hugest mistake by breaking up with her. She constantly wonders about this when Max seems to be sending mixed signals to her in their journalism class.

But as Jennifer begins to see that thinking about Max may not be the healthiest thing for her, she takes Dr. Emerson's book and starts using the ten commandments, from trying to not talk bad about your ex to getting a new hobby. But little does Jennifer know that the changes that occur aren't only because of the book--and that the perfect boyfriend she once had isn't so perfect after all.

THE BREAKUP BIBLE is funny, sad, and very sassy all rolled up into one. Melissa Kantor tells the story of Jennifer, who everyone will soon grow to love and cheer for, hoping that she gets together with just the right guy. Not only Jennifer, but also her Nana and mother, makes the story even better. Teen angst never looked so good until THE BREAKUP BIBLE. I say that it is in need of a sequel.

Reviewed by: Randstostipher "tallnlankyrn" Nguyen

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The Breakup Bible, June 22, 2007

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Chelsie Lacny "Chel" (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Breakup Bible (Hardcover)

This book was great. Truly great. I've read Melissa Kantor's other two novels, Confessions of a Not-It Girl and If I Have A Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince? and I think this book is just as great as those. It shows one girl, Jenny, and her troubles with getting over her first love. After all, he was such a great guy.

I won't spoil the ending, but let me tell you, it's probably the best that I could have asked for. Perfect in the way only a novel can be. I would definitely recommend anything by Melissa Kantor, just because she writes some of my favorite books.