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Breeders

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4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(4)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(9)

 

 

This is one of those films you buy just for the skin content. There are 5 or six women that get buck naked, and it's a constant theme throughout the film. Awesome. Simply awesome.
The acting is absolutely atrocious--wow is it bad--but the director is clearly the kind of guy who focuses on things other than the acting, if you follow me. Lots and lots of naked women. What could be better in a lousy movie? At least this movie has the redeeming factor of abundant flesh to make up for the horrible acting, which so many other crappy films don't have.
Any guy that loves nekkid chix will have no problem with this film.

Good lord... who ever thought of making this movie? Talk about boring and just plain bad. I'm a huge fan of no-budget "b", or even "z" movies, but there's just no excuse for this tripe. The acting has to be some of the worst EVER, especially Teresa Farley - yikes!There's absolutely no emotion from these people. And the monster... you get such a quick glimpse of it at the very end you can only tell it's a man in a bad rubber suit, which looks more like a halloween mask and a garbage bag. The rest of the movie is just no-reason-for-them-to-be naked girls screaming at the shadow of the monster. Save your money and get a shot-on-video movie with some attempt at creativity instead.

Earth women gettin' raped by aliens. How could you mess that up? Well leave it to ol' Tim Kincaid, mastermind behind such hits as ROBOT HOLOCAUST and THE OCCULTIST to figure out a way.

It really is rare to see a movie this bad and not just overall bad like WILD, WILD WEST or SIGNS but bad on every single level. Directing, acting, script, FX, sets, continuity, everything and what makes it even worse is it wasn't funny bad, but painful bad.

Well, actually it was a little funny especially when one of the main characters beard disappeared!!!!!!!!!! Also the deformed alien baby was funny. I liked it when the cop shot the baby five times with no effect then just picked up a board and clobbered it over the head and killed it.

Prior to his release of the hilarious, offbeat "Breeders," what did Tim Kincaid direct? Porno? You bet! (He did it under the name of Joe Gage.) The cast for "Breeders" is a gorgeous one; however, the acting is atrocious. It's as though the actors never could make that transition from adult film to soap opera. Teresa Farley ("Bad Girls Dormitory") is the ravishing Dr. Gamble Pace; her acting is very stilted and her expressions are deadpan as though she is reading her lines from a teleprompter. The script, also written by Kincaid, is trite and silly. The acting, dialogue and sets reminded me of the porn films during the seventies, the ones that actually had decent plots.

Partially intoxicated, I watched "Breeders" and discovered it to be an enjoyable spoof of those nostalgic films where aliens and sea creatures abducted women in order to mate with them and save their dying species. Whether the humor is intentional or not, I'll let you be the judge. Nevertheless, there is definitely a lot of female nudity. (No sex, but gratuitous nudity.) Some of the scenes, especially the ones involving the alien tearing itself free from a human host, are genuinely gory and repulsive. I found them difficult to watch while eating my nachos. Many young people die as the alien creature terrorizes Manhattan; this will satisfy horror fans, like myself, who appreciate a high body count. The plot is ridiculous: An alien searching for beautiful Manhattan virgins to impregnate. Good luck! Obviously this film was released before Samantha and her friends came on the scene in the hit HBO series "Sex and the City."

"Breeders" is recommended for those who enjoy movie spoofs such as "Scary Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie." It is recommended for the gratuitous nudity, the high body count, the gory death scenes and the Brian De Palma-like ending that actually shocked and startled me. It's worth seeing for the scene where five beautiful, naked women are lured to the alien hot tub where they smear a creamy milk-like substance (don't even think it) all over themselves and each other. It's interesting to see the kind of mainstream film that Tim Kinkaid directed when he wasn't directing gay porno.

Cheesy and badly acted, but really amusing sci-fi/horror flick about an alien running loose and impregnating women. This 77-minute feature is mostly an excuse to show a lot of nudity, and it's probably because of the major abundance of T&A (especially from the very sexy Frances Raines) that this is as fun a movie to watch as it is. Hilariously awful acting from Teresa Farley as the doctor.
** 1/2 out of *****

Every once in a while I see a film that convinces me there are film makers out there trying to emulate Ed Wood. Breeders is one such film. An alien life form arrives on Earth and begins to try and reproduce and thus take over the planet before moving on.

In order for the reproduction to be successful the alien is looking for healthy virgins. Loss of virginity opens the door to too many potential health risks that will inhibit the birth of new aliens. police detective teams up with a doctor to try and trace who is attacking women in New York City.

Near the end of the movie the creatures victims begin to disappear. The trail leads below the Empire State Building where the creature has a nest. There the women bathe in white goo. The doctor and detective come up with a plan and, with the help of some drunk public works employees, eliminate the alien threat.

This film is full of all of the bad things that make a movie good. These include, but are not limited to, really bad acting, bad writing, inattention paid to whether the scene is day or night and other strange details. If you happen to like really bad movie in the Ed Wood vein then you might want to take a look at this one. It is so bad it is hilarious.

For a movie to be worthwhile,
there must be a premise that is
within the realm of a rational imagination.

Alien beings from outer space
that want to reproduce using human woman.
OK.
A group of female virgins in New York City?
C'MON !!!

I have not seen this movie since fifteen years ago in Lawrence, Kansas, but I still remember the scene where the gay cameraman turns into the monster. The lovely and shapely young coke-snorting model does a marvelous ten-minute exercise routine sans clothes and then gets knocked down and raped by the giant sponge-window cleaning device the cameraman has turned into. Later a zaftig blonde gets up out of her hospital bed (unclothed) and walks down the hallway and walks up and down steps and into some industrial basement and into a hot tub, where all the alien-impregnated young mothers hang out. There's also a long phone call from a young woman to her worried mother assuring her she's safe in NYC. She then strips and gets attacked while taking a shower. The movie avoids all dramatic, horrific, comic, and romantic cliches because it basically has no plot and no story, just a giant wet sponge that attacks very pretty naked young women. This film is so irrational, incompetent and inspired it could be the long-wished for sequel to Humanoids From the Deep.

This movie ranks as one of the worst "sci-fi" movies I've ever seen. It truely had no point to it. The plot has been done way too many times. The acting is so bad I found myself laughing at the majority of it.
Anyway, so aliens come down to earth and begin to impregnate young women.
This movie is horrid beyond all human words. To add to the horrendous acting is embarssing directing and an extremely laughable script.
Your money will be happier in your pocket than spent on this rubbish.

It's a hoot! MST 3K would have a field day with this movie. The only thing with "Breeders" is, MST 3K really would not be able to air their brand of spoofing because of all the gratuitous nudity. There are "A" movies. There are even "B" movies but this movies wouldn't even make a good run for a "C" movie. The dialog and monologs have no depth, no subtext, or real meaning between the laughable non talented no names that I hazard to say, stared in this movie. The acting makes this movie the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. Have a group of your friends over and do your own MST 3K party. If you and your friends are half as witty as the acting in this film, you'll all have a great time. Don't rent it or buy this movie. It would be better if you could steel it.