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Breeders

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1 star:		(6)

 

 

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

This film follows similar themes to the 1980s movie of the same title.

This film is terrible. It fails at every level. You'd expect that an alien having sex (breeding) with beautiful school-girls would at least make this a sexy film, & yet it's not even that, aside from the obligatory group-girl scene in a shower there's very little flesh here to oggle at. And as a sci-fi/horror film it's not scary at all - I can't even work out which genre the producers were aiming it because it fails at all levels. The acting is even worse than the 1980s version - but at least that one had a titlation factor in its favour.

There's heaps of plot faults and leaps of illogic.

Filmed entirely on the Isle of Man (U.K.) but made to look like someplace, U.S.A. - probably because the producers wanted to pretend that such a terrible film had to have been made in another country.

This movie rates up there with drinking sour milk!
They should offer a full refund for this at any video rental store, I could return it a week late and still ask for my money back and be serious.

It's another scifi bomb loosly glued together with a less than porno plot, with the main them being some meathead they grabbed off of welfare, inserted in a laytex slag, and called it an 'alien'.

If you're up for a bad time, grab your sour milk, some jalapenos, and watch this video! You'll be on the can quicker than you can take of your pants off. While your there, flush this b-side disaster down with it.

A Boston college is the site of a spectacular meteor crash. For some reason the college head (she calls herself the principal) can only think of the cost of repairs. No one seems to understand the significance, scientific opportunity, or financial gain the meteorite could bring. The university staff consists of the principal, and art professor and a janitor. The art professor has a huge, multi-level apartment in one of the college buildings.

The meteor has brought a woman and a monster. The monster haunts some underground tunnels while the woman runs around. Eventually all of the girls on campus wind up wearing necklaces made from the meteorite. This makes them targets for the monster which wants to use them to further its species. The monster is violent but supposedly intelligent enough to pull off UFO abductions (year, right!).

Eventually the police are brought in as cannon fodder (aren't they always?) and the principal and art professor must face the monster and try to stop it.

The creature effects in this film are very well done and probably used the script budget as well as the effects budget. It is a pity to see a monster so well done and have the rest of the film so stupid. But this is one of those films that is so bad you just have to watch it.

A meteor crash lands on earth with alien and woman that was obducted, alien lures coeds into the underground to breed a new terror of species. Good creature design and good amount of screen time. movie could use a better script and have more action. I think this is a remake from an 80's movie by the same name, the original from the looks of it was worse than this.

Sex crazed alien bent on mating with Boston college students...now does that sound like a great B movie or what? Yeah that's what we had suspected as well. However not quite what we were hoping for, but we'll get to that later. First we must make Skylord happy and start from the beginning. Our appeal with Breeders started with the fantastically B cover. You have a jacked up alien spewing out protein revolution mist all over the place just waiting to get his freak on. Once the creature won us over we had to pull the trigger after we read this was an A-Pix production. Yes the same A-Pix to bring on such 90's B horror as Jack Frost and Uncle Sam. So out of our love for 90's B we really had a civil duty to forge ahead or we may have never forgiven ourselves.

Breeders starts out with some true D grade special effects showing what appears to be a meteorite crashing down upon earth. After seeing the B-ness of the space scene we were getting our hopes up high. As the meteorite reigns down blows upon earth it explodes on a Boston college campus. Once free the alien creatures only mission is to mate with females to keep his species thriving. Honestly the story makes zero sense but we trust you'll stay with us. Hey at least the creature didn't land at a retirement home. He wisely chose a college campus for some grade A top choice meat, younger and hotter...have to give him a thumbs up for that. The issue here was a clear lack of story and an even less prevalent creature. You only get to see it like 5 times which was a let down. Other then that you did have the main actor lady who had a phenomenal booty, that bumped it up to the 2 star rating.

Now we have seen plenty of horrible movies, usually aided by Al Green, and have given them really top notch ratings. It's hard to describe the Sid rating system, because the variables are so in depth that the typical mind simply cannot comprehend it. When we looked at Breeders and broke down all our important key factors there was just too much left out. In the films defense the creature was pretty decent and would have ranked higher due to more of an appearance. However it just didn't deliver enough to make it all that memorable. That's the downside to A-Pix movies. When they did exist, they spent all their $76 budget on the film cover making you go "ahhhhh sweeet." So just keep your guard up when it comes to covers that are flashy, making a scene, a flaunting convention.

I have always been a cheezy movie fan, and even I couldn't sit though this painful attempt at a movie. I rented it by accident, and had watched it w/ the hopes that it would get better & wouldn't be a waste of money, but to no hope. It's so awful that amazon shouldn't even sell it-it might taint the other movies.

This movie was so horrible that even Mystery Science Theater 3000 wouldn't touch this one. I rented it by accident, but the movie was so horrible that it took all of my willpower just to sit though it!

This movie is truly awful! To be fare I haven't seen the last 30 minutes. I used it to redeem myself for the hour of my life I had already forefeited to this corny ass movie!

I liked most of the movie. But, it fits alot of the typical horror movie plot scheems, you always know whats going to happen.

Note: If you see this DVD in the store, you will notice that the womans is a mirror image of the one in the screen image, they flipped the picture around so then can have the upc and all the screen shots on the binder side.