Product Details

• Actors: Todd Jensen, Samantha Womack, Oliver Tobias, Kadamba Simmons, Nigel Harrison
• Directors: Paul Matthews
• Writers: Paul Matthews
• Producers: Elizabeth Matthews, Gareth Rowlands, Janet Blandford, Robert E. Baruc, Veronica Russell
• Format: Color, Original recording reissued, NTSC
• Rated: R (Restricted)
• Number of tapes: 1
• Studio: Allumination
• VHS Release Date: January 19, 1999
• Run Time: 90 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 1.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
• ASIN: 1578480590
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #660,430 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

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Wanted: Intergalactic couple seeks romance + possibly more w/nubile SWF. We're a real pair! He's an NSGEM (Non-Smoking, Green-Eyed Monster). She's a SCECLS (Scantily Clad, Egg-Carrying Love Slave). You're eager to get nekkid, have an IQ that resembles a Celsius temp. reading, and reside at an unnamed female college filled w/randy staffers & idiotic administration. First date w/us includes attempts at terrorization & you being encased in a monster semen chrysalis. May include zombification. Interested? Wander down to the local sewers--we'll be waiting! (No boyfriends (except as HDs [hors d'oeuvres]) or STDs (space-transmitted diseases).) --Keith Simanton

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Mars Needs Women!, July 7, 2000

By 

Blake Watson "===Blake===" (Winnetka, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Breeders [VHS] (VHS Tape)

Well, maybe not Mars, but some sort of mutant/alien/supernatural creature/force/entity needs women. For what, we don't know, nor do we ever learn. Nor do we (somewhat surprisingly) get the expected exploding alien-baby from the body (a la Alien, Humanoids from the Deep, and a dozen others you could probably rattle off if you thought about it).

There's really not much to this film. It doesn't even have a lot of camp value. There is some, though: The breeders only take virgins and somehow in the midst of the metropolis (New York), all the female actors, from the teen dancer/ingenue to the 30-something doctor to the 60+ bag lady are all virgins.

But ultimately there's not much =there= there. The 1980 "Humanoids From The Deep" has a similar plot and a lot more camp value (and Doug McClure) if you're looking for something like this.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Actually deserves half a star, August 12, 2002

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lecudedag "lecudedag" (NSW Australia) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Breeders (DVD)

This film follows similar themes to the 1980s movie of the same title.

This film is terrible. It fails at every level. You'd expect that an alien having sex (breeding) with beautiful school-girls would at least make this a sexy film, & yet it's not even that, aside from the obligatory group-girl scene in a shower there's very little flesh here to oggle at. And as a sci-fi/horror film it's not scary at all - I can't even work out which genre the producers were aiming it because it fails at all levels. The acting is even worse than the 1980s version - but at least that one had a titlation factor in its favour.

There's heaps of plot faults and leaps of illogic.

Filmed entirely on the Isle of Man (U.K.) but made to look like someplace, U.S.A. - probably because the producers wanted to pretend that such a terrible film had to have been made in another country.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Horr-i-bile, September 11, 2001

By A Customer

This review is from: Breeders (DVD)

This movie rates up there with drinking sour milk!
They should offer a full refund for this at any video rental store, I could return it a week late and still ask for my money back and be serious.

It's another scifi bomb loosly glued together with a less than porno plot, with the main them being some meathead they grabbed off of welfare, inserted in a laytex slag, and called it an 'alien'.

If you're up for a bad time, grab your sour milk, some jalapenos, and watch this video! You'll be on the can quicker than you can take of your pants off. While your there, flush this b-side disaster down with it.