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“Broetry provides poetic meanderings for the everydude.”—Time.com

Chosen as one of the Best Covers of 2011 by The Huffington Post

About the Author

Brian McGackin has degrees from Emerson College and the University of Southern California. He lives in Los Angeles. This is his first book.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (July 5, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 159474517X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594745171
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.6 x 7.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #483,264 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Brian McGackin is the author of BROETRY: POETRY FOR DUDES (Quirk Books). He has a BA from Emerson College in Something Completely Unrelated To His Life Right Now, and a Masters in Poetry from USC. He enjoys Guinness, comic books, and Bruce Willis movies.

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I laughed, I cried, I shotgunned a Coores, and then dominated at a beer pong tournament. This is the greatest advancement in bro literature I have seen since Ernest Hemingway, the ultimate bro, wrote that book about fishing.
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There's lot of mediocre poetry out there about the many, many things McGackin's intended readers aren't interested in. So it's only fair, I say, that they also get a collection of just plain bad poems that speaks to them, finally, about things they *do* care about--chicken wings, Thursday night drinking, and hooking up with freshman girls. McGackin has struck a blow for equality in another way as well: Isn't it time that straight young males have a voice of some kind in today's America?
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With all the 5 star reviews I felt Broetry might at least be funny. It isn't. Take this excerpt from the back cover.

I go to drink beer,
lots of beer,
and I go to eat
chicken fingers,
and most likely
mozzarella sticks,
and maybe wings
if someone else
orders wings;
I go to spend money;
because
it is Sunday
it is fall,
it is football

--excerpt from "Impact"

That is the "quality" of this book.

And a note on all the 5 star reviews. Notice how most are from July 13th or 14th? I bet those immediate 5 star reviews are from the author's friends trying to boost the rating of this book. Many of whom seem to be from Los Angeles / USC / Emerson , places the author lives or studied at.

So judge the book for yourself based on the excerpt above, not the suspect 5 star reviews.
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So, you are a typical frat boy with some degree in an english major that you are quickly realizing is going to land you little in the way of valuable career, aside from perhaps a job that would consist of spending your time with some stuffy old academic types who don't enjoy beer and casual sex nearly as much as you do. So what is your solution? Take a little bite of humble pie and move on with your life taking a more conventional career path? Or perhaps you could take what amounts to myspace blog posts put it in a large font, put it in a book and have the audacity to call it a revolutionary new form of poetry. The fine author of this book chose the latter and while it is not a revolutionary new form of poetry, it is a revolutionary new form of absolute crap.

It is not that I condemn this book out of snobbery, quite the opposite I condemn this book out of the snobbery of the author. I condemn him for believing his words and thoughts of the day are (rather than that of a typical blogger who has likely some sense of self-perspective) revolutionary and brilliant. Anybody could have written this book, all you would need to do is write a myspace quality "let's talk about what's going on in my life" text, spell check it, then make your sentence construction a bit awkward, and then read it with a strange cadence.

Example:

A girl, attractive, stood near
Working up the nerve to talk to her
3 More Jello shots will help

There, I just pulled that out of my proverbial ass, and it would fit right in with this book.
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This is the perfect gift for a guy in your life. It's simple but funny - and appropriately priced. I couldn't resist giving it a read-through myself before I wrapped it for my friend. My friend loved it - he actually took the time to read it (shock, I know). And it's been sitting on his bookshelf ever since.
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Broetry seems like the kind of book you would find at Urban Outfitters or your trendy friend's apartment in Williamsburg. Which means, in short, that it looks cool, reads cool and has a wide appeal.

With illustrations provided by Lars Leetaru, this collection of poems has all the components that make for a quick and interesting read! Two thumbs up! Makes for a great gift too!
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Great for a coffee table, bathroom, or entertaining friends- could easily be turned into a game; fun jokes and interesting takes on the modern male perspective.
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What impressed me: I'm no poetry fan, but I could get through this book easily and managed to be mildly entertained for the most part.

What disappointed me: The novelty of McGackin's voice wears off about four poems in. If feels like it's supposed to be really funny, but completely misses the mark landing nearer unusual. Broetry proves poetry can be written for the masses, but it failed to strike a chord in me.

Recommended: Not really. It's only appeal is in its quirkiness.
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