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Broetry [Kindle Edition]

Brian Mcgackin
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Book Description

As contemporary poets sing the glories of birds, birch trees, and menstruation, regular guys are left scratching their heads. Who can speak for Everyman? Who will articulate his love for Xbox 360, for Mama Celeste’s frozen pizza, for the cinematic oeuvre of Bruce Willis? 

Enter Broetry—a stunning debut from a dazzling new literary voice. “Broet Laureate” Brian McGackin goes where no poet has gone before—to Star Wars conventions, to frat parties, to video game tournaments, and beyond. With poems like “Ode to That Girl I Dated for, Like, Two Months Sophomore Year” and “My Friends Who Don’t Have Student Loans,” we follow the Bro from his high school graduation and college experience through a “quarter-life crisis” and beyond.

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Editorial Reviews


“Broetry provides poetic meanderings for the everydude.”—

Chosen as one of the Best Covers of 2011 by The Huffington Post

About the Author

Brian McGackin has degrees from Emerson College and the University of Southern California. He lives in Los Angeles. This is his first book.

Product Details

  • File Size: 610 KB
  • Print Length: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (July 5, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004J4WKP6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Not Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,036,123 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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13 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesmeness July 13, 2011
I laughed, I cried, I shotgunned a Coores, and then dominated at a beer pong tournament. This is the greatest advancement in bro literature I have seen since Ernest Hemingway, the ultimate bro, wrote that book about fishing.
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15 of 21 people found the following review helpful
There's lot of mediocre poetry out there about the many, many things McGackin's intended readers aren't interested in. So it's only fair, I say, that they also get a collection of just plain bad poems that speaks to them, finally, about things they *do* care about--chicken wings, Thursday night drinking, and hooking up with freshman girls. McGackin has struck a blow for equality in another way as well: Isn't it time that straight young males have a voice of some kind in today's America?
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11 of 17 people found the following review helpful
Everyone should find entertainment that they can relate to, and there's nothing wrong with trying to make an art form accessible to new audiences. I won't go near opera that doesn't promise huge production values because the music alone can't keep me in my seat. But this is awful.

When I heard about Broetry, I assumed that it was a subtle reinterpretation of classic poems, perhaps a set of notes on juxtaposing pages with the original works, intended to make transparent the meanings for an audience that wouldn't otherwise care or take the time to understand. This book is no such thing. Instead, it is a collection of thoughts the author attributes to the bro attitude, crammed into the framework of great poems. And the bro attitude here is one of apathy, media obsession, and sexual coercion. The characters in these works--I can only hope they are not modeled on real people--shirk their responsibilities, don't care about education, live from drink to drink, speak through a collection of profanities and text-message shortenings, and regularly reduce women to objects to be f***ed and forgotten.

Flip through the preview here on Amazon and you'll find language that is plain and unrhythmic. It rhymes when the original work demands it but never creatively or with much effect. Sex, alcohol, and the pursuit of a good time are presented as blandly as possible, and often with total disregard for others. A post-coital man thinking about his surroundings, including the affectionate young woman at his side, concludes "Never date a Freshman." There's a three page poem that is nothing but movie titles strung together to tell a coming of age tale...or possibly to convince the audience that the author is hip to the culture he's addressing.
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11 of 18 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars I feel dumber for having read Broetry August 9, 2011
By DK--
With all the 5 star reviews I felt Broetry might at least be funny. It isn't. Take this excerpt from the back cover.

I go to drink beer,
lots of beer,
and I go to eat
chicken fingers,
and most likely
mozzarella sticks,
and maybe wings
if someone else
orders wings;
I go to spend money;
it is Sunday
it is fall,
it is football

--excerpt from "Impact"

That is the "quality" of this book.

And a note on all the 5 star reviews. Notice how most are from July 13th or 14th? I bet those immediate 5 star reviews are from the author's friends trying to boost the rating of this book. Many of whom seem to be from Los Angeles / USC / Emerson , places the author lives or studied at.

So judge the book for yourself based on the excerpt above, not the suspect 5 star reviews.
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7 of 12 people found the following review helpful
By Joseph
So, you are a typical frat boy with some degree in an english major that you are quickly realizing is going to land you little in the way of valuable career, aside from perhaps a job that would consist of spending your time with some stuffy old academic types who don't enjoy beer and casual sex nearly as much as you do. So what is your solution? Take a little bite of humble pie and move on with your life taking a more conventional career path? Or perhaps you could take what amounts to myspace blog posts put it in a large font, put it in a book and have the audacity to call it a revolutionary new form of poetry. The fine author of this book chose the latter and while it is not a revolutionary new form of poetry, it is a revolutionary new form of absolute crap.

It is not that I condemn this book out of snobbery, quite the opposite I condemn this book out of the snobbery of the author. I condemn him for believing his words and thoughts of the day are (rather than that of a typical blogger who has likely some sense of self-perspective) revolutionary and brilliant. Anybody could have written this book, all you would need to do is write a myspace quality "let's talk about what's going on in my life" text, spell check it, then make your sentence construction a bit awkward, and then read it with a strange cadence.


A girl, attractive, stood near
Working up the nerve to talk to her
3 More Jello shots will help

There, I just pulled that out of my proverbial ass, and it would fit right in with this book.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Gift
This is the perfect gift for a guy in your life. It's simple but funny - and appropriately priced. I couldn't resist giving it a read-through myself before I wrapped it for my... Read more
Published 20 months ago by KC Boas
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining
Great for a coffee table, bathroom, or entertaining friends- could easily be turned into a game; fun jokes and interesting takes on the modern male perspective.
Published on January 31, 2013 by Elizabeth
2.0 out of 5 stars Reading with Tequila
Why read: Received for review

What impressed me: I'm no poetry fan, but I could get through this book easily and managed to be mildly entertained for the most part. Read more
Published on June 30, 2012 by Jennifer Sicurella
5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyed it!
Broetry is a funny and engaging book of poetry that take on contemporary manly topics, from the perils of Craigslist, an "Ode to Taylor Swift," and both Star Trek and Star Wars. Read more
Published on June 10, 2012 by Especially Happy
5.0 out of 5 stars Poetry For The Rest Of Us
Considering poetry has a problem with its writers and readers being pretentious (See one star reviews), this book came as a welcome surprise. Read more
Published on May 1, 2012 by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars a brother speaks his mind
What is not to like in, "Why Do Buses Smell?"

The young girls asks her
mother. I listen, because
I want to know, too. Read more
Published on December 19, 2011 by icujock
5.0 out of 5 stars A Contemporary Satire in Poetic Form
Brian McGackin's short poetry compilation Boetry is a funny take on being a "Bro" and all that entails from a cheeky, occasional mock up of previous classical poems to funny new... Read more
Published on November 11, 2011 by Becky at "One Literature Nut"
5.0 out of 5 stars Best poetry I've read in ages
I confess: I like my poetry down to earth, sexy/sexual, and with a sense of humor; "Broety" manages to be all these things at once, and does it with style! Read more
Published on August 24, 2011 by LI - Washington DC
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!
I got a Free copy of the book at comic con! I read few pages, thought it was awesome. I gave the book to my sister's husband since they are going on a road trip to Texas with other... Read more
Published on July 22, 2011 by Falls out of my mouth!
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More About the Author

Brian McGackin is the author of BROETRY: POETRY FOR DUDES (Quirk Books). He has a BA from Emerson College in Something Completely Unrelated To His Life Right Now, and a Masters in Poetry from USC. He enjoys Guinness, comic books, and Bruce Willis movies.


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