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Bronto Eats Meat [Hardcover]

Peter Maloney (Author), Felicia Zekauskas (Author)
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4 and up
Everyone knows that brontosauruses don't eat meat-or at least they're not supposed to. But one day Bronto gets a terrible stomachache. When the doctor takes an X ray, it shows Bronto's ribs, his stomach, some trees, and . . . something Bronto will never forget!

With hilarious illustrations and a surprise ending, here is a wacky story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Watch what you eat!"

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PreSchool-Grade 3-A young brontosaurus is happily eating trees when he suddenly develops a horrible stomachache. His worried parents rush him to the hospital where an X ray shows that Bronto has accidentally swallowed a little boy (a flashback reveals that Billy had been hiding in one of the trees). The doctor explains that there are three options for expelling the foreign object: one is vomiting ("disgusting, but effective"), two is "-well, we all know what number two is," and three is "gaseous expulsion." Bronto opts for the third choice, and 100 cans of Slurp 'n' Burp soda later, Billy is out and trying to explain his recent whereabouts to his mother. Rendered in pencil, pastel, and gouache, the cartoon illustrations capture the wacky mood and gross humor of the text in a subtle but funny way. One scene shows the X-ray view of Billy landing on a "bed of leafy green slime" in Bronto's stomach, while another captures the creature's pained expression as he is whisked off in the special dinosaur ambulance. The topic, tongue-in-cheek treatment, colorful illustrations, and concluding twist combine to make this book a real crowd-pleaser.
Kathleen Kelly MacMillan, Maryland School for the Deaf, Columbia
Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information, Inc.

About the Author

Peter Maloney and Felicia Zekauskas (redbirdland.com) are a husband-and-wife team.

Product Details

  • Reading level: Ages 4 and up
  • Hardcover: 32 pages
  • Publisher: Dial (May 12, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0803727917
  • ISBN-13: 978-0803727915
  • Product Dimensions: 10.8 x 8.8 x 0.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,531,573 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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1.0 out of 5 stars A Disgusting Nightmare, July 29, 2009
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I can't begin to express how distasteful this book is. If it is trying to be funny, it should try a little harder, in my own opinion -- and cease with the vile, nightmare-ish illustrations that make me want to launch a protest against the publisher. It is especially an outrage that they would think children as young as preschool would benefit from this.

What it comes down to is this: if you think your child will enjoy seeing images of dismembered and dead human bodies (including the ripped-off arm of a person with the bone hanging out from beneath the skin), piles of human skeletons all with terrified expressions, or a half-eaten human dangling from a dinosaur's mouth, then by all means, this is the perfect book for your child.

Or if you think your young child will find it delightfully funny to see pictures of a dinosaur vomiting or defecating, yes -- buy this book. Might want to buy them a few DVDs like Terminator 2: Judgment Day, while you're at it. (Hope you're noting the sarcasm there.)

But for those of us who don't like that sort of thing for our children, you might want to steer clear of it.
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars A GREAT way to induce nightmares in a toddler, August 23, 2009
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Where should I start? The dismembered human limbs sticking out of the mouth of a T-Rex? The piles of human skeletons in the same picture? The brontosaurus vomiting and sitting on the john?

Truly rotten book. Whoever decided this ought be published...go haze yourself.

If I could give zero stars I would. I'm asking the library to pull this one.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Bronto Eats Meat, July 10, 2011
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This book arrivied on time. It was brand new and my grandchilren love it. They were so happy to receive it. Thank you.
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