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Bulletproof

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By far the greatest 80's film starring Gary Busey and a futuristic tank...EVER!!

SPOILER!!

The best part is when Busey is driving the tank!

AWESOME!!

This digital video disc will do two things:

1. Completely blow away any other movie you have ever seen in your entire life
2. Introduce the word 'butthorn' into your everyday lexicon

Also, Danny "Machete" Trejo makes a guest appearance.

One of the best BAD movies of all time, and believe me this is bad. Busey fans will love this thing.

Two of Hollywood's top heavies in William Smith and Henry Silva, team with Gary Busey to concoct a Soviet backed thriller in MEXICO of all places, and Silva is so confounded by the stupidity of the script he forgets he's a Mexican and swears to Allah when things start to go wrong. Believe it, I swear to Allah. haw haw

Darlanne Fluegel makes an appearance as the hottest Army Captain ever to appear in film, or the hottest Army whatever....well wait a minute, my GF was in the Army and she's pretty hot but now that I think about it I'd much rather Darlanne be scrubbing down my turret if you knowhudahmsayin? Watch the movie, its about an experimental supertank kidnapped by the Mexicans, Just hilarious and semi ridiculous. Thankee.

It's not the best bad movie I've ever seen, but it's not the worst. It certainly has a ridiculous plot, ridiculous characters, and ridiculous dialogue (e.g. "butthorn," of course). But I was a little thrown off by what I think was an almost-rape scene which was a bit too serious, and that every once in a while, the actors seemed to behave pretty normally. I'd instead suggest "Sasquatch Hunters" or "Death Race 2000".