While I do share the sentiment of the No Wolves reviewer, I have to disagree with one small thing. The powers this shirt provides are actually useful. My wolf shirt really only endows me with powers over women at K-Mart, while that is at times useful it doesn't compare to the strange abilities this shirt has given me.
After putting this shirt on I immediately noticed a tingling sensation all over my body and I clearly felt much more like a hero. I decided to take my new shirt out for a spin to see if my hero powers had any effect on other people. Wow was I surprised, as soon as I walked out onto the sidewalk I discovered I could see people's gamertags hovering over their heads. To make things better I could see a description of the person's attitudes online.
After walking around for a bit I came across some 12 year old kid with a "Sings all the time into the mic while playing Halo" tag. My heart filled with rage as I read the tag, then a curious thing happened. That rage was channeled by the shirt into a sticky grenade that materialized directly into my hand. Then I knew what to do....
I'd been strutting around town ridding the world of loud mouthed Xbox players, when I discovered even more abilities.
Slow left lane drivers: Spartan Lasers
Coupon clipping check writers: Needle Guns
Internet Trolls: Rocket Launchers
And the list goes on. Needless to say the wolf shirt is powerful, but the hero shirt clearly pwns it. I highly recommend purchasing it.
(In all seriousness though, it's for a good cause and helps show the world that Bungie and the gaming community has a heart.)