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Vagina Novelty Toaster (Green)

3.6 out of 5 stars 34 customer reviews

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  • Brand Name: Burnt Impressions Mfg#: VAGINA~G
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Product Description

The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions.

Product Information

Product Dimensions 12 x 6 x 7 inches
Item Weight 4 pounds
Shipping Weight 4 pounds
Manufacturer Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation
ASIN B00C7AF812
Customer Reviews
3.6 out of 5 stars 34 customer reviews

3.6 out of 5 stars
Best Sellers Rank #497,115 in Home & Kitchen (See Top 100 in Home & Kitchen)
#908 in Kitchen & Dining > Small Appliances > Ovens & Toasters > Toasters
Date first available at Amazon.com April 4, 2013

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By A. Wolf on January 7, 2014
Very scratchy, very painful. Butter did not help much. Worse still, tiny crannies catch and yank hairs. Would not recommend.
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I received one of these as a gift from my good friend David M. and at first I thought it was a joke. But I gotta tell you, the toast has a perfect consistency. Soft around the edges, then a little more firm, then super soft in the middle. It makes for a difficult bite pattern. Naturally, the pattern encouraged you to eat in the center first and then work your way to the outside.

Another good side effect...I thought the toast was more moist than normal, but it turns out it was just my saliva from the subconscious licking I always seem to find myself doing before I "dive" in!

Highly suggest you buy this instead of the similar, Penis toaster. Although the penis toaster makes the toast firmer, the extra salty taste isn't desirable (or so my friend rich p told me!)

this toast also makes the best roast beef sandwiches ever! Just make sure you load up on the mayo!

and finally...try to avoid getting ketchup on your toast. I always try to avoid that combo for obvious reasons.
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Took it out of the box, wrapped it, and gave it to my nerdy nephew. He's into that Lord of the Rings crap, and I told him it toasts that eye from the movie into the bread. He loved it. I got a chuckle.
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So easy and satisfying to use. Regardless of whether the type of bread used is dark or white, the center is always soft and warm.
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When I first heard about this item, I was very excited. Then I saw the actual product. This is more of a Labia/Vulva Toaster than an actual Vagina Toaster. The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation needs to get its terminology straight! I cannot, in good concience, give a positive rating to an incorrectly labled product.

It is a pretty nice depiction of Labia/Vulva, though, so I will give it two stars instead of one.
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Soup lovers - if you leave the bread in the toaster for 9 months it starts spitting out cute little croutons.
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Perfect gift for those who love Toast AND Vagina. No longer will they have to choose Toast or Vagina. A real life saver.
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Despite what I was led to believe by the name, this does not actually toast vaginas very well. Very misleading.
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