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Vagina Novelty Toaster (Green)


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  • Brand Name: Burnt Impressions Mfg#: VAGINA~G
  • Shipping Weight: 3.00 lbs
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Product Details

Color: Green
  • Product Dimensions: 12 x 6 x 7 inches ; 4 pounds
  • Shipping Weight: 4 pounds
  • ASIN: B00C7AF812
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #36,100 in Kitchen & Dining (See Top 100 in Kitchen & Dining)
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Product Description

Color: Green

The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Collection of Novelty Toasters are sure to make your next breakfast special. These toasters make great gifts for all occasions.

Customer Reviews

Overall, not worth the hassle.
Dr. Greg Shepard
Really it's more of a labia toaster because there is a bar that prevents you from cramming the "hole" dang thing in there.
Noel Strand
Perfect gift for those who love Toast AND Vagina.
Cassie

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

70 of 75 people found the following review helpful By A. Wolf on January 7, 2014
Color Name: Yellow
Very scratchy, very painful. Butter did not help much. Worse still, tiny crannies catch and yank hairs. Would not recommend.
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121 of 134 people found the following review helpful By tc on November 29, 2013
Color Name: Yellow Verified Purchase
I received one of these as a gift from my good friend David M. and at first I thought it was a joke. But I gotta tell you, the toast has a perfect consistency. Soft around the edges, then a little more firm, then super soft in the middle. It makes for a difficult bite pattern. Naturally, the pattern encouraged you to eat in the center first and then work your way to the outside.

Another good side effect...I thought the toast was more moist than normal, but it turns out it was just my saliva from the subconscious licking I always seem to find myself doing before I "dive" in!

Highly suggest you buy this instead of the similar, Penis toaster. Although the penis toaster makes the toast firmer, the extra salty taste isn't desirable (or so my friend rich p told me!)

this toast also makes the best roast beef sandwiches ever! Just make sure you load up on the mayo!

and finally...try to avoid getting ketchup on your toast. I always try to avoid that combo for obvious reasons.
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97 of 108 people found the following review helpful By Mike Ireland on December 31, 2013
Color Name: Yellow
When I first heard about this item, I was very excited. Then I saw the actual product. This is more of a Labia/Vulva Toaster than an actual Vagina Toaster. The Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation needs to get its terminology straight! I cannot, in good concience, give a positive rating to an incorrectly labled product.

It is a pretty nice depiction of Labia/Vulva, though, so I will give it two stars instead of one.
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29 of 29 people found the following review helpful By nmease on December 31, 2013
Color Name: Yellow
So easy and satisfying to use. Regardless of whether the type of bread used is dark or white, the center is always soft and warm.
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49 of 53 people found the following review helpful By Seth C. Forsman on December 31, 2013
Color Name: Yellow
Took it out of the box, wrapped it, and gave it to my nerdy nephew. He's into that Lord of the Rings crap, and I told him it toasts that eye from the movie into the bread. He loved it. I got a chuckle.
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41 of 44 people found the following review helpful By Mrs. Margaret O'Donoghue on January 16, 2014
Color Name: Yellow
Soup lovers - if you leave the bread in the toaster for 9 months it starts spitting out cute little croutons.
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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful By Cassie on January 16, 2014
Color Name: Yellow
Perfect gift for those who love Toast AND Vagina. No longer will they have to choose Toast or Vagina. A real life saver.
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45 of 50 people found the following review helpful By Bruce Bishop on January 16, 2014
Color Name: Yellow
Despite what I was led to believe by the name, this does not actually toast vaginas very well. Very misleading.
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