Vagina Novelty Toaster (Green)
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- Brand Name: Burnt Impressions Mfg#: VAGINA~G
- Shipping Weight: 3.00 lbs
Top Customer Reviews
Another good side effect...I thought the toast was more moist than normal, but it turns out it was just my saliva from the subconscious licking I always seem to find myself doing before I "dive" in!
Highly suggest you buy this instead of the similar, Penis toaster. Although the penis toaster makes the toast firmer, the extra salty taste isn't desirable (or so my friend rich p told me!)
this toast also makes the best roast beef sandwiches ever! Just make sure you load up on the mayo!
and finally...try to avoid getting ketchup on your toast. I always try to avoid that combo for obvious reasons.
It is a pretty nice depiction of Labia/Vulva, though, so I will give it two stars instead of one.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
5 stars for creativity and humor, but I gave this as a gift so not sure how it works?Published 15 months ago by Janette lopez
While I was deeply inspired by your wonderful vagina toaster, I was highly indignant to find that there is no corresponding penis toaster. My sandwich is missing a bite! Read morePublished 15 months ago by Concerned
I originally purchased this item for my girlfriend thinking it was a heated vagina warmer that would satisfy her constant sexual desires and leave me alone - she's always... Read morePublished 15 months ago by Mr. Amazon Man Aris
After a short time, I decided to try another toaster. Now it won't let me go back. It just keeps the toast inthere from me and won't put out anymore. I don't know what else to do!Published 15 months ago by PDNY
This thing caught on fire the first time it was used. Beware!!Published 16 months ago by Wes Carpenter
What a great gift this made, and many, may good times with breakfast, BUT, the image could be a ton better in definition.Published 20 months ago by Janis W.
While most people put jam on their toast, this machine makes toast that is more suitable for rich dairy toppings. Read morePublished on May 15, 2014 by Amazon Customer
Really it's more of a labia toaster because there is a bar that prevents you from cramming the "hole" dang thing in there. Read morePublished on April 18, 2014 by Noel Strand
I thought it would be a hilarious gift. But true to form, my husband can't figure out how to work the damn thing. Read morePublished on March 3, 2014 by KPKoze