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Busty Cops

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4 star:		(1)
3 star:		(3)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

Softcore, softcore, softcore galore. Big Breasted Pornstars act as cops to but a train robbery. While on the job you see 5 star softcore featuring mostly girl on girl action.

I really don't know where to begin. This movie is just, WOW! Since, I don't know were to begin, I'll leave you with these images. Choclote sauce & whip cream, a hot soapy bath, baby oil, hot showers, and eggs. (That's right, eggs). That's not all! I don't want to go into to much detail. So you can either use your imaginations or see it for yourself and see what I'm talking about. Owe, before I forget, things are better in threes. Think about it!

Pretty good movie with a adequate amount of skin. And that should be the determining criteria. The plot and dialogue are not that interesting.

"Busty Cops" clearly was a production mired in problems. First of all you couldn't fill a thimble with the amount of plot here, but the run time is almost two hours. Essentially this is less movie and more a strange conglomeration of very loosely-associated vignettes. Lots of breaking of the fourth wall, lots of talking to the audience at home, lots of poorly-executed sexy posing. Lots of moderately-attractive women with $3,000 implant jobs. Lots and lots and lots of shower scenes and toplessness. Very brief explicit nudity. Double the explicit nudity would have made this much more fun to watch.

I'm not a huge fan of plot in these kinds of productions, but if you're playing it off as a movie you at least should have some kind of plot that makes sense. For God's sake, one scene involves a talking llama while another involves a lot of broken eggs in a shower.

By producer Sam Phillips' own admission, shooting this film was difficult. Some last-minute changes of actors and actresses was necessary, which is not unusual for this kind of film but I got the feeling in the behind-the-scenes segment that it was worse than usual here. The incredibly gorgeous Jesse Jane gets very little screen time. Plus there was an extended blooper reel that seemed to have no other point but to humiliate actress Seana Ryan, who played one of the higher-ranking officers (I think) and also has the best breasts in the film. It depicted a lot of rather mean-spirited sniping between Ryan and director Jim Wynorski (here for the first time credited as "Harold Blueberry"). Clearly there was a big clash there, but the director and the producer got the last laugh.

The 15-minute interview segment with Nikki Nova and Katie James during the final credits was a thousand times more entertaining than the movie itself. Both Nova and James are hilarious and quite talented, as the segment clearly was all improvised. I never was a huge fan of Nova's before seeing that, and I'd never even heard of James, but now I'm going to search for more of their appearances. Wynorski and Phillips would have been doing the audience a favor by just turning on the cameras and letting these two go on their own.

Whoever produces these videos doesn't respect their customers very much. Yes, there's busty women, and yes, there's nudity. But with just a little effort, particularly regarding their girl/girl scenes, this thing could have been really hot!

Instead, they set-up their girl/girl encounters with hardly any effort at all. Still, one the positive side, the women are all beautiful and there are more women-with-women scenes than women-with-men. I just wish they'd hire a writer with some understanding of erotica.

Great, Great, Great movie! I was speachless. A must see movie. You will not be dissapointed. You can't be, It's impossible. Trust me, but it and enjoy!

I just wanted to se it once and I haven't even watched it all the way through I can only take so much of this movie at one time.

the first 1 had more nudity with the 3 leading ladies & the ending of the 1st is better.