Customer Reviews

Fart Whistle

5 star:		(10)
4 star:		(3)
3 star:		(3)
2 star:		(8)
1 star:		(13)

 

 

At first when I ordered this I thought it was stupid. I mean how could you make a fart sound with a whistle. Then when I got it I would walk around blowing on it and it sounded like real farts...watch out though...i got in trouble at school with on of those!

Well, I just think that the little beauty on the cover easily sells this product. Can you even imagine her tooting? She's too cute! The slick gentleman blowing on the whistle like it's a saxophone and he plays in a be-bop quartet of fart blowers makes me wonder if he is blowing out both ends. This thing is going to sound like a true to life fart...but without all the hassle of the smell. One warning...do not use this whistle on your key chain as an emergency device. Please use a real loud whistle. You wouldn't want to be alone in an empty parking garage with some ghoulish thug chasing you and then you just start blowing your fart whistle to get someone to come to your aid. If I heard farts in an empty parking garage I would most likely run the other way. This whistle is for good times only.

This product is so funny! Yah, it didnt work right for me at first. But all you have to do is pull the tip of the reed apart. It must kind of stick together when they cut it in the factory. After that, experiment by resting the reed on the palm of your hand. You can create all kinds of toots.

For April Fools Day we bought three fart toys:

- Fart Whistle - 1 star. Ours didn't sound anything like farts.

- 305 FartMaster Electronic Keychain - 3 stars. Great fart sounds, not too loud. Good for a crowded elevator.

- The Original Fart Macine #2 - Remote Fart Machine - 4 stars. Great fart sounds, loud. Should have come with a velcro elastic strap to attach to chairs. It's big and can be difficult to hide, but it sure makes people laugh!

My daughter tried the whistle Christmas morning, it sounded more like a duck. If you want to hear fart sounds save your 2.00 go to the grocery store and buy a can of pork n beans.

Pros- Perfect for those quiet moments with family and friends. Lends an air (!) of dignity to all functions.

Cons- SBD is not an option.

This is exactly what it says. To see my son blowing and marching around and laughing... need I say more?

the whistle did not work at all... is was a cute idea but I would not buy another product like this one. This does not mean I wouldn't buy from this company again, the company does not know it didn't work because I did not tell them... I am sure they would have replaced it.

This ain't even close to a sound that would make anyone crack up. Get a balloon, blow up, and let the air escape. That is 10 times better.


This product probably costs 10 cents to make with a plastic round tube and a piece of rubber tube. Should not have to pay more than $1.00 for it. The price asked would at least have some value if it worked as expected.

This whistle does not sound anything like a fart. It sounds like a kazoo. I wish I could give this product zero stars. A complete waste of money.