Customer Reviews

Caesar 2.0 Love Machine 110V, Pink

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Hello all,

It is rare that I take the time to write a review, especially about something that is this personal. But I am left with little choices if I am to be a good consumer and fellow citizen. My wife and I had seen some videos on line of sex machines and thought it would be a fun addition to an already great sex life. Since these products are costly and the name brands are unknown in your typical house hold we were hesitant to send in money for such a machine. Then Amazon starts to carry them at a good price and we thought that since we have purchased so much from this site without issue that we would some how be protected against a bad experience. As it turns out, I the husband, didn't read the return policy and we are now stuck with a 400+ dollar paper weight that was broken in 12 minutes of use. We are your typical couple in decent shape without any extreme tendencies. But this sex toy started to break by making an internal clanking sounds then stopping to function at all. We gave it one more try after making sure that it was not a fault on our end.
The second time we used the Caesar machince it stopped working in less then 5 minutes. After that we, disappontedly, decided that it didnt work and we would send it back. Then we find out that regardless of your issue the device cannot be returned. Please save your money and do not buy this product. Unless you are comfortable losing 477 dollars very soon.

I received the Caesar Love Machine for my birthday. My husband and I thought it would be a great addition to our sex life. Needless to say, after assembling the machine, within the first 5 minutes of operation, the bearings all came loose and the machine was not functional. Please DO NOT waiste your time or hard earned money on purchasing this product! After all the research I've done online to find a Caesar love machine, I found that the reason why most all websites show they are "Out of Stock" is for a reason. Please head my advice and DO NOT WAISTE YOUR MONEY on this machine!! Very, very disappointed....

This was a gift, shipped directly to our home.

True, the box came looking like it had been thrown off the truck. True, it was missing bolts.

Once the bolts were replaced from the local hardware store... this thing rocked my socks!

It's heavy, and solid but when it's turned on, the arm is a little shaky - but for the price, you really cannot complain.

Not the best, but far from the worst. Definitely an improvement from 1st gen.