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Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book Paperback – January 6, 2016
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I don't have enough words in my vocabulary to describe how awesome the drawings are in this book. Sometimes I want something intricate to focus on while the world around me is being annoying. Sometimes I want something quick and easy. And some days I just want to color in pictures with silly words. This book allows me to do all of the above.
I can’t even begin to pick a favorite picture. There are so many incredible choices. They work well with pens and pencils. The pictures are cheeky and fun. There’s something to suit every mood swing. Well almost every move swing - I’m not sure about the full spectrum of tween girl mood swings yet.
I seriously want to find the author and give her a hug. And maybe buy her a drink. Because she gets it. I already ordered the next book in the series - and I know I will love it too.
I’ve attached a couple of my favorites. These gave me great joy to color. If this matches your sense of humor - then you need this book
|Length: 3:09 Mins|
If you watch my video, I go through all the pages and show you so you can see exactly what is in the whole book. Most all the pages are at least detailed so you have a lot to color on them. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes and taste in material, this one just isn't one of my favorites.
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Bought this as a gift for a friend and she absolutely loved it. You get what you see.Published 1 day ago by Tera
My friend went nuts over this for her birthday, and so did all of her friends that saw it. It's hilariously well designed. :)Published 2 days ago by financialrelocationist
Sweary coloring books are basically my favorite, so this is adding to my collection and making me feel awesome. Read morePublished 2 days ago by Bethany Burke
Anyone with a sense of humor or a tendency for sarcasm will love this!! I ordered 2!!Published 3 days ago by Deneen Homer
This coloring book speaks to my soul. It's is hilarious and sarcastic and I love itPublished 3 days ago by Amazon Customer