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The Caretaker of Lorne Field: A Novel [Hardcover]

Dave Zeltserman (Author)
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August 26, 2010
Dave Zeltserman's last novel was named by NPR as one of the top five crime and mystery novels of 2008 and one of The Washington Post's best books of the year.Publishers Weekly, in a starred review, said his "breakthrough third crime novel deserves comparison with the best of James Ellroy." And Crimetime calls him a name to watch." Now, Zeltserman has written the book his fans have been waiting for -- a classic unlike anything you've ever read.

Jack Durkin is the ninth generation of Durkins who have weeded Lorne Field for nearly 300 years. Though he and his wife Lydia are miserable and would like nothing more than to leave, Jack must wait until his son has come of age to tend the field on his own. It's an important job, though no one else seems to realize it. For, if the field is left untended, a horrific monster called an Aukowie will grow -- a monster capable of taking over the entirety of America in just two weeks. Or so it is said. . .

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Starred Review. Zeltserman's superb mix of humor and horror focuses on Jack Durkin, the ninth generation of firstborn sons in his family who have daily weeded Lorne Field to purge it of Aukowies, bloodthirsty plants that could overrun the world in weeks if not attended to. Though Jack takes his job seriously, no one else does: his oldest son doesn't want to follow in his footsteps; his wife is tired of living poorly on his caretaker's salary; and the townspeople who subsidize him are increasingly skeptical of purported menaces that no one has ever seen because Jack diligently nips them in the bud. With his support dwindling, Jack finds himself driven to desperate measures to prove that he's truly saving the world. Zeltserman (Pariah) orchestrates events perfectly, making it impossible to tell if Jack is genuinely humankind's unsung hero or merely the latest descendant of a family of superstitious loonies. Readers will keep turning the pages to see how the ambiguous plot resolves. (July)
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This superbly crafted horror story explores the dichotomy between belief and rationality. Why has a small town maintained a contract since the eighteenth century with a member of the community and his heirs to pull weeds in Lorne Field? Jack Durkin, the current and ninth generation of Lorne Field caretakers, says the things he pulls from the ground aren't weeds; they are something called Aukowies, and if they're not pulled up by the roots and burned every day, the world will end. Under pressure from his wife to get a real job; from the town fathers (looking to save a few bucks and end the contract); and from his sons, who don't see themselves as career weed-pullers, Durkin is finally out of a job. No more weed pulling. So is he just a nut case, or does the novel segue into another Little Shop of Horrors? Sorry, we don't do spoilers. Horror fans will have to read this first-class cautionary tale themselves. --Elliott Swanson

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Overlook Hardcover (August 26, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1590203038
  • ISBN-13: 978-1590203033
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.6 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #707,086 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Dave Zeltserman is the Shamus award winning author of 'Julius Katz', and the Ellery Queen's Readers Choice Award winner for 'Archie's Been Framed'. His 'man out of prison' crime noir series features the novels Small Crimes, Pariah and Killer, with Small Crimes being selected by NPR as one of the five best crime novels of 2008 and by the Washington Post as one of the best novels of 2008, and Pariah selected by the Washington Post as one of the best novels of 2009. His novel The Caretaker of Lorne Field was short listed by the ALA for best horror novel of 2010 as well as being nominated for a Black Quill Award for best dark genre novel of the year. Born in Boston, Massachusetts, Dave attended the University of Colorado in Boulder, and after graduating with a BS in Applied Math and Computer Science, returned back to the Boston area where he continues to reside with his wife, Judy. After spending 20 years developing network management software for several of the world's leading technology companies, he now splits his time between writing crime fiction and studying martial arts, where he holds a black belt in Kung Fu. His crime novels Outsourced and A Killer's Essence have both been optioned for film.

 

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Stephen King Street intersects with Elm Street's worst nightmare, September 13, 2010
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L. Dean Murphy (Orlando, Florida USA) - See all my reviews
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Beneath Lorne Field are horrific monsters called Aukowies that make themselves manifest as innocent-looking weeds. If they aren't culled daily, Aukowies will emerge and terrorize the pastoral New England village. Billed as "a fantasy wrapped in a horror story inside a mystery," the palpable horror could happen with any aspect of society. Lorne Field and the neighboring town are a microcosm of that society. In this burg, Steven King Street intersects with Elm Street's worst nightmare.

Without politicizing, this novel may be construed to mean that the Caretakers of this country now experience early attacks by increasingly aggressive Aukowies, seemingly innocent weeds that pop up overnight. Nazis started as insignificant Aukowie-like wannabees that were ignored. They grew into monsters, because caretakers of freedom were ignored. With complex simplicity, Zeltserman may have us believe that now there are "Aukowies" disguised as radical sectarian factions that would destroy countries and personal freedoms, begging the question, Who is the next generation of Caretakers?

Woven into the deceptively simple plot is society's viciousness toward values previous generations have held dear, values that by their absence easily can be compared to Aukowies growing out of control. One key character chooses to close his eyes, not see what will happen. "But under no circumstance was he going to open his eyes," with all the effectiveness of a child covering his head with a blanket, to keep the boogeyman from seeing him. This is a startling wake-up call in the form of a noir-ish novel.

When berated by his wife Lydia for not getting a "real job," Jack Durkin says, "Those ain't no weeds I'm pulling. They're Aukowies." He plods on. A 300-year-old contract obligates the eldest son of each Durkin generation to be the next Caretaker. Durkin knows that "eight days would be all one needed to mature and break free from the ground." Durkin "had never seen a flower before growing in that field of death."

Durkin fulfills obligations of the three-century-old contract that requires him to daily kill Aukowies. When he feels unable to continue, Durkin knows that he cannot stop when "his battle-ax of a wife and his two gangly teenage boys," Lester and Bert, derisively disparage him. "That's right, you old fool, he thought to himself. Teach the world a lesson by destroying it." Durkin comes to terms with his situation, by telling Lydia, "I married you only because of the contract. But I didn't love you. I stole that from you. Because of me you never had a chance to marry someone out of love."

Durkin knew "Aukowies weren't born in hell. Most likely they came from another planet, maybe an asteroid that crashed hundreds of years ago." Sort of a Little Shop of Horrors plant that appears to be innocent enough, until it gets out of control. He tries to videotape the Aukowies in action but things go awry. "And now one intentional violation" of the Contract leads to another, and the Aukowies grow faster than he can control them just weeks before the first frost that will give him the winter to regroup.

Chicken Little cried that the sky was falling, with nothing more than an acorn hitting her head. Her feathered friends ran to tell the king, until Foxy Loxy devoured the birdbrains. Is Jack Durkin a foolish old man who only thinks Aukowies are more than innocent weeds? With more twists and turns than intestines horrifically spilled from the abdominal cavity, Dave Zeltzerman deftly weaves his troubling tapestry.

This could be sort of a complex metaphor with meaning that transcends contemporary fiction. Perhaps it's a simple tale of a man with an obsessive/compulsive disorder that compels him to pull weeds. Or could it be literary fiction's finest? THE CARETAKER OF LORNE FIELD is one of my Top Ten For `10 picks.

---Reviewed by L. Dean Murphy
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Real or Not?, December 31, 2010
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There was a time when the position as the Caretaker of Lorne Field was a high honor. A position of respect that came with a small cottage, a decent salary and freebies given by the local residents out of appreciation for the very difficult job held by the Durkin family. After all, only due to the diligent weeding by the Caretaker were the relentless Aukowie held back from rampaging across the world.

But 300 years have passed and in these modern times, few have any respect for the position, the family, or the ancient contract. Nobody but the current caretaker, Jack Durkin, take the Aukowie threat seriously. Not even members of his own family believe he does something that matters. Proving the validity of the threat is difficult due to the requirements of the ancient contract. Requirements that Jack for justifiable reasons is very loathe to break. As the evidence of a lack of threat and various calamities mount against him, Jack Durkin, finds himself increasingly isolated and questioning his own sanity while he struggles to protect the world in The Caretaker of Lorne Field.

Readers familiar with Mr. Zeltserman's work will recognize themes that he has hit before in other books. His stylized version of a redemptive noir is present in this novel where every decision Jack Durkin makes backfires against him worsening the divides inside and outside his family. Those decisions and the wisdom of them are also a key part of the author's often repeated theme questioning the sanity of the primary character. In this case, the division between sanity and insanity is stark. Are the plants the monsters that will take over the world if not plucked from the earth as soon as they sprout like Jack believes? Or, as many others suggest including his own family members, are the plants nothing more that harmless weeds that play a role in his delusions?

Mutually exclusive versions of reality frame events throughout the 237 page book that shifts in point of view from Jack, to his long suffering wife, to others. Along with touching on the themes of discord between brothers, obligations to family and community, respect for others and the themes noted above among others, the author weaves a compelling tale from start to end in The Caretaker of Lorne Field. There are reasons for everything no matter what it is in this fast moving tale that is marketed as horror but really is a mystery with just a touch of horror.


Material provided by the good folks of the Plano, Texas Public Library System.


Kevin R. Tipple © 2010
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8 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Another winner from Dave Zeltserman, August 27, 2010
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I became a Zeltserman fan after I read his superb noir trilogy SMALL CRIMES, PARIAH and KILLER. When I heard that he'd written a darkly funny horror (for want of a better genre definition) novel, I was curious -- of course -- but doubted it could top the trilogy. I was wrong. THE CARETAKER OF LORNE FIELD is a masterclass in character development, suspense and reader manipulation. Frightening, funny and poignant, it blends the cosmic horror of H. P. Lovecraft with the down-homey terror of Stephen King at his best.

CARETAKER is one of my books of the year.
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