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5.0 out of 5 stars
THE POWER OF METAL!!!!! WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!, April 18, 2006
This review is from: Carnage for the Destroyer (DVD)
Ok yeah the last review was honest and true.. but I think they missed the complete point of this..
LBP movies are all about BAD OVERACTING, IMMATURE GROSS OUT JOKES, SILLY DEATH SCENES, and BAD GORE, not to mention obsurd endings...
This movie is awesome... it's all about a metal head teen geek that is obsessed with mythology, dragons and Halloween who accidentally ressurects a greek god of destruction APOLLYON aka the DESTROYER....
A strange cast of characters such as...CHOACH (the preteen looking sex god,full of himself, but still manages to get some tail), TEEN APE (a regular in the LBP films), MORGANA (the dominatrix obsessed with urinating) And another cowboy guys obsessed with Hank Williams, Merle Haggard & George Jones (but I can't remember his name right now.. crap) create an unusual splatter film for all strange little children to enjoy!
This movie is full of obsurd yet hilarious acting, goofy jokes, some nasty nasty yet FAKED smut, and more..
IF you were a teenage metal head.. you should definately check this out you'll get the jokes as where others wouldn't!
later
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Worst movie I've seen in a long time, December 29, 2009
This review is from: Carnage for the Destroyer (DVD)
At the outset, I should note there is very likely a subset of the movie watching market that will enjoy this film, I just don't fit into it. The movie is a comic/horror type, with unabashedly over the top jokes and infantile humor. Everything is exaggerated; the characters are ridiculous modifications of normal people. For example, one of the actresses is a 20ish female who plays the role of a 45 y/o jewish woman; she speaks with a painfully overemphasized nasal annoyance, goes on about her bunyons, etc. Its not funny, its annoying. Then there's the girl who urinates on everything. Let's not forget the sophomoric sexual jokes; every scene has some absurd sexual component that again, is just so over the top that its annoying. If you're a fan of slap stick humor, you may enjoy this. Of note, this was shot partly at the Bloodview haunted house in Broadview Heights, OH (and, I'm a bit ashamed to admit I recognize anything in Cleveland, OH). Despite the song, Cleveland most certainly doesn't rock.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
EXTREME CAMPY FILM, September 30, 2011
This review is from: Carnage for the Destroyer (DVD)
This is perhaps one of the better Teen-Ape video to date. A group of extremely unique and campy people decided to decorate for a haunted Halloween house, dedicated to Appollyon, the Greek/Viking Destroyer. Appolloyon appears (looked like Teen-Ape with a different mask) and kills a bunch of people. The acting is extremely bad by design as is the crude sexual dialouge. There is nudity and a sex scene which appears to use a fake male organ, which may be too realistic looking for a younger audience. A real organ would have given this movie a XXX porno rating had it been released to the theater. Good sound track and some of the dialouge was funny in spite of its crudeness. This is a 5 star rating on the campy scale. One star on a normal scale.
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