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Carnival In Rio [VHS]

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Arnold has instantly become my un-sung hero after watching this video. He is totally awesome and sweet. Watch as our governor whisks you away to an ass grabbing, carrot sucking, weird Indian work out booby paradise. If that does not sound like heaven, I don't know what does. Enjoy such scenes as "watch me touch strippers," "yeah, that feels good," and my favorite, "suck my carrot." Seriously, I could not make up something this good. His thick accent mixed with gallons of booze is the perfect combination for Pervin around Rio. I mean, this guy is so inappropriate one might feel awkward while watching the video. To make things better, the camera must be manned by a 13 yr old boy because I have never seen such long genital shots before. But don't just take my word for it. Check it out for yourself.

In another of Playboy Entertainment's Shining Achievements, California Governor Candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger travels to the lovely Rio de Janerio for the annual Carnival.

A movie I'm sure his campaign manager wishes he never made, this wonderful piece of filmography shows a truer side of Arnold; apparently under the makeup and fake accent, the Austrian bodybuilder really is an incredibly intelligent and upstanding member of the "American Community". He tours the exotic Rio with an unnamed fellow bodybuilder, teaches a beautiful girl who really looks and acts NOTHING like a hooker English ("biting", "no biting"), and fully conforms to the rigourous anti-drinking and anti-covorting with topless dancers policies that a candiate for Governor of the most populous state in the U.S. should.

This stunning, achievement, in Film Making, History should be CELEBRATED as the pinnacle of a great actor and a soon to be wonderful Governor's career.

Every voter in California should watch this film, so when they vote for Schwarzenegger they know they've made the right choice. 5-stars--it's really a laugh a minute, and a must-have at the college movie night.....

If you are an Arnold fan and like the idea of Girls gone wild, get this one.

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