Cat, in all of its incarnations, hates us. You, me, and most likely its creator, for subjecting it to the predictable species that is homo sapiens. As long as the food keeps coming so will the feigned loving. Cat needs us not and smirks at the very mention of the word domesticated. Any feline worth his whiskers will tell you he is more than capable of getting his own food and finding his own shelter. But hey, who doesn't like a free ride? Within these pages you will find that Cat has far less than your well-being at the forefront of his agenda...but then you always knew that deep down, didn't you, loser?
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Jim Edgar is the genius behind this popular, cult website. When he's not administering his virtual cattery he works for Microsoft.
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Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Tornado! Earthquake! Tsunami! These words strike fear into our hearts, for they kill without warning, reason, or malice.
Yet, as evidenced in the following pages, there is something more terrifying than a random act of God. And you probably have one in your house as you read this, scoping you out like a sniper in Bosnia.
I proudly present to you this collection of evidence of your very own Felis catus engaged in what they do best: hating you!
Thanks to the help of countless victims worldwide, I am able to bring to light a conspiracy against mankind that reaches around the globe and, as some posit, perhaps into other dimensions!
Though the names have been changed to protect the guilty, the following images are terrifyingly real. Keep this book out of reach of childen and especially cats. They don't need encouragement.
That is all.
-- JimCopyright © 2008 by Jim Edgar --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
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A Great Gift For All Cat Lovers,
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This review is from: My Cat Hates You (Paperback)
Out of the mold of the Page-A-Day Bad Cat Calendar comes this wonderful paperback book from Jim Edgar. It's crammed with full-color photos of cats behaving badly, with hysterical hand-written captions under each picture. There are about 250 pages, with a cat or cats on each, doing what they do best, conspiring against the whole of humanity.
If you are looking for text, you won't find much in this book. The beauty lies in the lavish photos. In fact, save for the captions, the only text is the page and a half Introduction to the book, written by Jim Edgar, himself, in a rather tongue-in-cheek style. Even that is written in larger than normal print so it becomes a quick read. Another favorable characteristic of this book is its size, a portable edition easily fit into your coat pocket to be carried anywhere you go. Enjoy cat pics on the bus, train, or even in your car when stopped at a light. Bring it with you to parties to impress your cat-loving friends... A must-have for all adorers of our little feline friends!
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
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This guy cracks me up,
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I read his first book and loved it. The publisher seemed to go off the deep end and rode the "Bad" concept into the ground. To bad for the Author
because he had a really good idea and title only to have to diluted. I still like this book its a good stocking stuffer for all my cat friends. It also makes a handy bathroom book to distract my cat from flushing the toilet.
4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
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My Cat Hates you but she LOVES this book!,
By Batty Wing "weirdo at large" (Florence, KY United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: My Cat Hates You (Paperback)
Another HUGE win for Jim Edgar!
This book is crammed full of hateful cats. THe clever captions and the"caught in the act" Polaroid photo style make this such a fun book. It's great for cat lovers as well as cat haters. Jim's anthropomorphic quotes really give us a glimpse of the personality of the beasts between the pages.
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