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A Cat's Full Nine [Paperback]

William Benjamin Drake (Author)
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September 1999
Virgil Shoop, once a world class drug courier, has brought his wife Maudine (a troll-like, ruined user already alive too long many times over, but not too far gone to have some plans of her own) to Costa Rica to kill her.

Virgil has now lost his nerve -- except as to the matter of killing Maudine -- and hopes for gun(s) and insurance as fringe benefits from his new employer, a massive drug "Ministry", building to capture the world market with an avante garde line of paraphernalia, on whose behalf he has managed to smuggle in eagerly awaited master models inside the bottoms of his many cats' carrier litter fills.

Counterprotagonist "hero" (?) surveillant Rick July arrives to face the Ministry challenge -- bringing to his task a mercenary's detachment that evolves into warrior's zeal as, once under the spell of a Costa Rican beauty, heart and humanity bind him to the conflict.

In the course of fleeing the scene after executing an incidental murder ("it was an accident -- almost!") Virgil stumbles across the inspiration for a technique to commit the original, undetectable, perfect killing!

Spawned from an epic imagination and incisive wit, this sometimes harrowing, sometimes lyrical, consistently obscene and often funny account of a multi-level battle wherein incendiary forces overlay the lure and lore of an enchanted land will deliver up every emotion of the "fullnine"


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About the Author

Bill Drake has lived and worked in many parts of the world; mainly Central America and the San Francisco Bay Area. He headquarters with wife Audrey and a swarm of cats in a cramped apartment in the Stockton Tunnel district of San Francisco's Nob Hill.

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From the end of Chapter 3:

A ragged and unshaven cupwielding amputee leaned beside his one crutch against a smooth building wall within easy view of Virgil, the driver and the police. Rick hurried to him and thrust a generous contribution of colones into his hand and told him: "That guy in the black cap pushed her. That one in the white shirt - say it! Say it quick!" With his face shielded he pointed to Virgil, who seemed to be stepping up his access into the intersection, where stopped traffic responded to the sound of approaching sirens trying to make space for the inevitable ambulances and white vans of the Ministerio de Salud.

The amputee, with his cup obviously a beggar and obviously ready to do the bidding of whoever would come forward with a respectable contribution, called out: "He did it! He pushed her! In the black cap!" He pointed vaguely in the direction in which he had seen Rick, who darted into a shop behind them, point.

A small delegation of officers looked uncertainly about and converged hesitatingly on the beggar, failing to notice Virgil, who had heard the outcry, snatch off his cap and disappear into the crowd, among which he crossed and hurriedly made his way up to and along Avenida Central toward the Gran Hotel Costa Rica and finally just beyond the hotel into the edge of a larger crowd congregated at the edge of the Plaza de Cultura, where he was able to stand inside a multitude of onlookers watching a ceremony in the plaza wherein about two hundred little girls were commemorating traffic fatalities with songs and some trappings, including helium balloons, one of which was held by each little girl and which appeared to have separately fashioned and specific ribboning, scroll and/or other material of some slight volume and weight attached to it. Flyers were circulating through the crowd identifying these children as having converged at the plaza for the final components of a larger demonstration which had brought them from the Legislative Assembly to this site where they would release the balloons to be carried away bearing momentos of accident victims.

"These are the dead people."

A little girl had broken ranks and stood ahead of the lines of others, all of whom had placed hands on the artifacts attached to their individual balloons as she had proclaimed this representational designation.

Traffic continued to roar along the few dozen yards ahead of the throng on the teeming thoroughfare fronting the hotel and alongside Teatro Nacional but the crowd was silent as small hands released some two hundred balloons which soared upward along the path of the wind and transported their loads into the sky and began to disappear.

To disappear!

Virgil did not hear the song the little girls sang as the phaseout of the exhibition, nor see them falling out of formation and some joined and congratulated by fond families and friends. He was not aware of their eventual departure from the plaza.

But he was still standing where he had joined the other spectators long after the area surrounding him had cleared.

The balloons had carried objects up into the sky and disappeared.

Given they were light, almost weightless things. But there was just one balloon tied to each one. What if the stuff had been heavier and tied on a dozen balloons? A hundred?

"These... are.... the..... dead...... people........"

"These are the dead people!"


Product Details

  • Paperback: 360 pages
  • Publisher: Universal Publishers; 1 edition (September 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1581128215
  • ISBN-13: 978-1581128215
  • Product Dimensions: 8.7 x 5.6 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,922,272 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars TRASH -- but lots of fun, August 19, 1999
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This review is from: A Cat's Full Nine (Paperback)
A Salvadoran lad brought this into local pub and we've all but worn it out for him, struck by the beauty of the art work, the bright balloons and the cats, the explosion -- and the little cat pictures inside are adorable. But far too few of them, more's the pity. It is a joy to look at and through.

But keep kiddies and vicar safely distant lest the text pop out, and you're an instant Unfit Parent and Excommunicant.

More captures and escapes and fornications, and beatings and tortures and fornications, and assaults and killings and fornications, and crashes and explosions and fornications -- it has to be more than anything I ever read. The little kittiecats need earplugs and blindfolds.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars An Unsual Combination of Passion and Frivolity? Well.., August 4, 1999
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This review is from: A Cat's Full Nine (Paperback)
This book could be better, but the "perfect crime" aspect is damn clever and the use of language is striking, even to someone without English as a first language. A reader has to groove on words like "ensconcement" and "osmoting."

It's encouraging to see a book reflect an awareness/expression of the otherworldliness peculiar to the Region that survives into the present day. The eternal, ethereal outer layer that cloaks this uncommonly violent output maintains its structure unfailingly throughout.

It's also one of the most degenerate and vulgar books I've ever read. I liked that..

Having tossed those bouquets, it remains to suggest that a more perfect plan for commission of the Perfect Crime would have involved moving its location out of the capital to here on the western shoreline, where during the season of the east to west wind the evidence would easily whisk unfettered and unnoticed up up & away to disassemble over and into near-endless ocean.

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Pretty Hot, August 23, 2000
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Homey (Chicago - wmbnjmn4@africamail.com) - See all my reviews
This review is from: A Cat's Full Nine (Paperback)
Commmunity standards, whatever they might be in Costa Rica or where have you, this has got to be a delicious affront. That cunnilingual in the hotel spa alone was some kind of a mold breaker.

The women supposedly straight made it even more titillating. A turn-on if ever. Words worth a thousand pictures.

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It was noon Easter Sunday at Costa Rica's Juan Santamaria International Airport outside San Jose. Read the first page
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Costa Rica, San Francisco, Eighth Street, Del Rio, Prior Entrenchment, Los Anonos, Rural Guard, Rick July, Nob Hill, Pola Sabine, Virgil Shoop, Getulio Gomes de Ferraz, Goddess of Cealcoquin, Mujer Blanca, Los Angeles, May Day, Rio Tiribi, San Juan, Administrator Otho, Central Valley, Hernan Herrero, Jorge Jimenez Ortiz, Nero's Administrator, Parque Central, Plaza de Cultura
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