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Chain A Lamb Chop To The Bed (Ellie Bernstein/Lt. Peter Miller, Book 3) [Hardcover]

Denise Dietz (Author)
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November 22, 2005
Weight Winners, in Colorado Springs, is a support group for people who want to lose weight. Ellie Bernstein is its group leader. When Ellie's significant other, Peter Miller, a homicide detective with the C.S.P.D., invites her to vacation with him for one "stress-free" week at a dude ranch outside Aspen, she accepts with trepidation. She suffers from acrophobia and tends to avoid such sports as sky diving, skiing, bungee jumping, and horseback riding. Just before Peter and Ellie leave for Aspen, an elderly man is killed in his home. What makes the crime unique is that the face on the victim's advertised, for-sale painting was slashed with a knife. What makes the crime even more unique is that the woman with the slashed face is a dead ringer for Ellie. Ellie, who feels she gets along with just about anybody, quickly makes four enemies: the ranch manager, Duke Dombroski, who has a John Wayne fetish; the riding instructor, Kit Halliday, who wears a size three and has a crush on Peter; the plump cook, Rosa Hamilton, who loathes Ellie for no apparent reason; and a fat white horse named Buttermilk. A dead body found near the ranch's ravine would ordinarily jump-start Ellie's sleuthing skills. Only this time she's in unfamiliar territory. She's never been to Aspen before; she knew and adored the victim - a world-renowned Aspen artist - and, to make matters worse, the wife who jump-started his career seems to be missing. Nevertheless, Ellie desperately needs to find the "art patron" who murdered her friend, and she needs to make friends with a black stallion named Satan . . . before the weight loss she's achieved becomes permanent in a way she's never imagined.

Denise Dietz is the bestselling author of several novels, including Eye of Newt. She lives on Vancouver Island with her husband, novelist Gordon Aalborg, and her mostly Norwegian Elkhound, Pandora.


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"Denise Dietz offers a feast of fun to the diet-weary mystery lover in all of us."
- Jerrilyn Farmer, author of the Madeline Bean mysteries

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 389 pages
  • Publisher: Five Star; 1 edition (November 22, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594144222
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594144226
  • Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 5.8 x 1.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.3 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #3,104,697 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

When Denise [Deni] Dietz was in the third grade, she wrote her first story, THE PENCIL WHO GREW UP TO BE A STUB. Although the assignment was to write a one-page story, using an ink pen, Deni wrote a five-page story, first-person...and she used a pencil (the narrator of her story). Whereupon, she received a failing grade for not following orders. Just like her series heroine, diet guru Ellie Bernstein, Deni doesn't follow orders unless they make sense.

Years later, after Deni had enjoyed a short-lived singing career and acting career, she sat at her typewriter, flexed her fingers, and pounded out her first culinary mystery: THROW DARTS AT A CHEESECAKE, inspired by her part-time job as a Weight Watchers lecturer. In "Cheesecake," diet club members are getting killed off at goal weight and eating as if their very lives depended on it. The second book in the series, BEAT UP A COOKIE, revolves around a group of M*A*S*H* addicts and is dedicated to Alan Alda.

Switching to a computer, Deni hit the bestseller list with FOOTPRINTS IN THE BUTTER - an Ingrid Beaumont Mystery co-starring Hitchcock the Dog. She followed that success with her stand-alone, FIFTY CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL, her "reluctant witch mystery," EYE OF NEWT, and the 3rd and 4th books in her diet club mystery series, CHAIN A LAMB CHOP TO THE BED and STRANGLE A LOAF OF ITALIAN BREAD. "Strangle" was nominated for a Left Coast Crime "Lefty" Award as the most humorous mystery of 2009.

Cloning herself into historical romance author Mary Ellen Dennis, Deni wrote THE LANDLORD'S BLACK EYED DAUGHTER. Mary Ellen's STARS OF FIRE will be out December, 2010.

Married to Aussie/Canadian author, Gordon Aalborg (AKA Victoria Gordon), whom she met on-line through a writers loop, Deni, with Gordon, collaborated on a romantic suspense, FINDING BESS, and moved to Vancouver Island, where they are owned by a chocolate Lab named Magic.

Deni likes to hear from readers. She can be reached through her website: http://www.denisedietz.com


 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Life is a bowl of cherries -- with pits --for Ellie, July 23, 2006
This review is from: Chain A Lamb Chop To The Bed (Ellie Bernstein/Lt. Peter Miller, Book 3) (Hardcover)
For diet club leader Ellie Bernstein life is just a bowl of cherries -- low calorie, of course, and occasionally with pits.

Ellie and her significant other, homicide detective Peter Miller, make a likeable couple. Among the off-center characters percolating through this story Peter is a tower of strength and good sense. Ellie is a walking, talking database of pop culture -- movies made, songs sung, books written. Peter listens with one ear, although nothing really gets past him.

The one time he leaves Ellie on her own, through no fault of his, she falls into the clutches of someone with murder in mind. How she saves herself is both endearing and funny, blood spatters notwithstanding

The story begins at a reception in Colorado Springs for artist Garrett Halliday whose wife, Heather, is a recluse due to facial disfigurement suffered in a fire. Halliday has made his reputation by painting her again and again, but with her face unmarred.

Center of attention at the reception is Dessert Song, a painting of a lion ogling a woman in a bathtub. And a killer lurks ...

Trouble follows Peter and Ellie to a ranch near Aspen where they hope for a stress-free week's vacation and a lot of quality romantic time. Fat chance. The story takes off in half a dozen directions.

There's a lot going on in this novel. It's like a cocktail party, with sexual overtones and dark undercurrents below a bubbly, shiny surface as people come and go, each with a private agenda.

By the time Ellie and Peter got settled in at the ranch, I could have used a Cast of Characters. Absent that, I designed my own hub-and-spoke wheel to keep track of events.


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4.0 out of 5 stars intriguing amateur sleuth, December 31, 2005
This review is from: Chain A Lamb Chop To The Bed (Ellie Bernstein/Lt. Peter Miller, Book 3) (Hardcover)
In Colorado Springs, Ellie Bernstein heads Weight Winners, a support group for people trying to lose the pounds. She and her lover homicide detective Peter Miller attend an art show displaying the works of renowned local artist Garrett Halliday, who Ellie posed for when she was kindly put Rubenesque. At the gala, Ellie learns that Garrett's wife Heather was badly burned in a suspicious fire that destroyed some of his paintings three years ago and rarely makes public appearances anymore.

Peter takes Ellie to the almost empty Snowmass Dude Ranch in Aspen for a week of R&R. However, their vacation is disturbed when the corpse of Garrett is found and Heather is missing. Unable to believe that Heather would kill her beloved spouse, Ellie gets involved only to learn that Rudy Kessler, who advertised the selling of a Halliday masterpiece, has been killed. If the culprit learns she is the model of one drawing that she also owns, she could be the next victim but she advertises anyway in the hope of baiting the killer.

CHAIN A LAMB CHOP TO THE BED is an intriguing amateur sleuth tale with elements of a police procedural to enhance the who-done-it. Ellie ignores Peter's advice, which is why he calls her Norrie short for Eleanor as much as she "ignores his advice". She cannot ignore the murder-disappearance of her friends because she cares too much so she decides to investigate, a character trait that is as endearing as it is dangerous. Readers gain some insight into the heroine especially her careful diet as she reflects back to her days of being much heavier. Though the mystery is slow to develop, fans will appreciate Ellie's escapades before, during and after her investigation.

Harriet Klausner
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