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Character Assault [Kindle Edition]

Michael Empric

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Book Description

Walt Disney World is built on manufactured reality. For millions of tourists, this reality includes a photo opportunity with a costumed character; the chance to interact with a beloved friend in a carefully controlled setting.

What happens when cracks form in that constructed reality? What happens when the expectation doesn't match up with the actuality of the event? What happens when a character interaction goes off the rails?

In this hilarious true essay, Michael Empric explores the relationships between fantasy and reality while attempting to watch a parade on the streets of the Magic Kingdom. Hear how he ends up with the magical moment to end all others.

Product Details

  • File Size: 139 KB
  • Print Length: 9 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00918RM1W
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,514,547 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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More About the Author

Guinness World Records Adjudicator. New Yorker. Secret vagabond, media dork, runner, writer, cook. Former Buffalonian. Bubbly & slightly aggressive. Clever, fit, witty.

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