What if the reason that the president can’t speak properly is because he is really a hairless chimp who was switched at birth? That's the premise of Cassandra Sagan's new political satire "No Chimp Left Behind; An Explanication Of The Presidential Origin Of The Speechities." Incorporating actual quotes from George W. Bush, "No Chimp Left Behind" spins the tale of President Victor Vincent Thorn, known as "Double V", and the renegade band of ‘panzees who control his speech and actions. You don’t have to be anti-Bush to laugh at the jokes Dubya has unwittingly supplied this 98 page "children’s book for adults." You don’t have to be a registered Bushonics speaker to realize that the chimps are also speaking in Bushisms. Need more than a minute’s worth of comic relief during the dog days of regime change? Kick back and enjoy a full length volume featuring the most lampooned, cartooned, satirized, parodied, mocked, lambasted, ridiculed president the United States has ever known! The 16 full page illustrations by Winky Wheeler are worth the cover price alone; can you find the symbolism embedded in each drawing? Cover art by debi lee mandel.
Act now! Come November, this book will self-destruct, just like Dubya’s presidency.
